Defend Yourself!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by TheUberCannon, Mar 2, 2016.

  1. Jareix Cryvix

    Jareix Cryvix The Waste of Time

    I'm a carnivore! Why would I have any interest in eating such starchy tubers?

    I accuse the np of secretly being of the alpaca syndicate.
     
  2. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    Secretly? Pft, don't be silly, I am quite overt.

    I accuse the NP of sabotaging my particle accelerator! The one I need for syndic- I mean, SCIENCE related stuff!
     
  3. HunterC1998

    HunterC1998 Cosmos Killer

    HOW DARE YOU!!! I only TOUCHED the button that read self de-construct (which caused a unique and uncalled for chain reaction) for the right of the particle who is very lazy.

    I accuse you of potato induced paranoia!
     
  4. newcomer3

    newcomer3 Big Damn Hero

    Its's not my fault! They just.... follow.... everywhere......

    I accuse the NP of being a little too defensive.
     
  5. Jareix Cryvix

    Jareix Cryvix The Waste of Time

    Are you calling me a introvert?! I'll have you know that I will shrek ur ass you winny skrub. Swear on me mum m8, you won't want to mess with -deez nuts!

    I accuse the np of abusing memes.
     
  6. HunterC1998

    HunterC1998 Cosmos Killer

    :yuno:Y U NO BE TRU:yuno:

    I accuse you of bacon!!
     
  7. Jareix Cryvix

    Jareix Cryvix The Waste of Time

    But I don't even like bacon...

    I accuse the next poster of being respectable and intelligent!
     
  8. HunterC1998

    HunterC1998 Cosmos Killer

    Why my good sir, please don't be asinine in your miscalculated assumption.

    I accuse you of inspiring Abraham Lincoln's assassination!
     
  9. GilieBR

    GilieBR Void-Bound Voyager

    that is imposible, I am just a sacks of potato.

    I accuse the NP of selling the weapon to the assassin of Abraham Lincoln!
     
  10. HunterC1998

    HunterC1998 Cosmos Killer

    But he promised it was to defend his potato girlfriends honor!
    I accuse the NP of being unfaithful to potato kind!
     
  11. Jareix Cryvix

    Jareix Cryvix The Waste of Time

    Potatoes are literally the least healthy kind of starch one can eat. Why wouldn't I love them?

    I accuse the next poster of lacking stupidity...
     
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  12. Rgbunpro

    Rgbunpro Cosmos Killer

    Bruh, my smart stat is not big, how can not be stoopid?

    I cuse' the next poster of not bein a movie poster.
     
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  13. HunterC1998

    HunterC1998 Cosmos Killer

    Have you never watched Bullet?
    That was my uncle!

    I accuse NP of staring awkwardly!
     
  14. Rgbunpro

    Rgbunpro Cosmos Killer

    *Shifts eyes* What? I'm not staring! That's absurd!

    I accuse the Next Poster of being a child's dream!
     
  15. Jareix Cryvix

    Jareix Cryvix The Waste of Time

    "What else is an OC but the dream of the child within its creator..."

    "Also, the next poster will be attacked by a +7 cursed Possessed Vorpal blade"
     
  16. HunterC1998

    HunterC1998 Cosmos Killer

    'Tis but a scratch, ooh speaking of scratches, would you mind rubbing my nose, it's kind of....detached....along with my head....

    I accuse NP of being flirtatious :iswydt:
     
  17. Jareix Cryvix

    Jareix Cryvix The Waste of Time

    No... that would be my alt OC ausleira... She's REALLY flirtatious...

    The NP now has a bomb strapped to their ankle. Just keep talking, and nobody explodes...
     
  18. HunterC1998

    HunterC1998 Cosmos Killer

    Uhhhhhhhh ok it looks funny, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *explodes*

    I accuse NP From the other siiiiiiiiiiiiide.....of commuting class 3 homicide
     
  19. Jareix Cryvix

    Jareix Cryvix The Waste of Time

    "Does that mean I ate people? Because if so, I am the GREATEST HOMOCIDER EVER!"
    "I WILL EAT THE NEXT POSTER!"
     
  20. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    *Douses self with a bottle labeled 'the hottest f*ckn' sauce'* And I will give you the shits, jackass.

    *while being eaten* I accuse the next poster of telling me that was a good idea!
     
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