I'm a carnivore! Why would I have any interest in eating such starchy tubers? I accuse the np of secretly being of the alpaca syndicate.
Secretly? Pft, don't be silly, I am quite overt. I accuse the NP of sabotaging my particle accelerator! The one I need for syndic- I mean, SCIENCE related stuff!
HOW DARE YOU!!! I only TOUCHED the button that read self de-construct (which caused a unique and uncalled for chain reaction) for the right of the particle who is very lazy. I accuse you of potato induced paranoia!
Its's not my fault! They just.... follow.... everywhere...... I accuse the NP of being a little too defensive.
Are you calling me a introvert?! I'll have you know that I will shrek ur ass you winny skrub. Swear on me mum m8, you won't want to mess with -deez nuts! I accuse the np of abusing memes.
Why my good sir, please don't be asinine in your miscalculated assumption. I accuse you of inspiring Abraham Lincoln's assassination!
that is imposible, I am just a sacks of potato. I accuse the NP of selling the weapon to the assassin of Abraham Lincoln!
But he promised it was to defend his potato girlfriends honor! I accuse the NP of being unfaithful to potato kind!
Potatoes are literally the least healthy kind of starch one can eat. Why wouldn't I love them? I accuse the next poster of lacking stupidity...
Bruh, my smart stat is not big, how can not be stoopid? I cuse' the next poster of not bein a movie poster.
*Shifts eyes* What? I'm not staring! That's absurd! I accuse the Next Poster of being a child's dream!
"What else is an OC but the dream of the child within its creator..." "Also, the next poster will be attacked by a +7 cursed Possessed Vorpal blade"
'Tis but a scratch, ooh speaking of scratches, would you mind rubbing my nose, it's kind of....detached....along with my head.... I accuse NP of being flirtatious
No... that would be my alt OC ausleira... She's REALLY flirtatious... The NP now has a bomb strapped to their ankle. Just keep talking, and nobody explodes...
Uhhhhhhhh ok it looks funny, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *explodes* I accuse NP From the other siiiiiiiiiiiiide.....of commuting class 3 homicide
"Does that mean I ate people? Because if so, I am the GREATEST HOMOCIDER EVER!" "I WILL EAT THE NEXT POSTER!"
*Douses self with a bottle labeled 'the hottest f*ckn' sauce'* And I will give you the shits, jackass. *while being eaten* I accuse the next poster of telling me that was a good idea!