Corrupt a wish V.2

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Firepaw Da Cat, Dec 15, 2015.

  1. unownplyr

    unownplyr Big Damn Hero

    granted.its so good its bad






















    I wish for NP to enterspam
     
  2. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, I'll press enter once more than usual


    I wish for more forum interfaces
     
  3. zeskorion

    zeskorion Oxygen Tank

    Granted, you can now view the background without foreground permanently.

    .i wish for knives not in my eyes
     
  4. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, you now are the proud owner of a knife. However, you are now a incredibly mad dummy.

    I wish for someone to understand that reference.
     
  5. zeskorion

    zeskorion Oxygen Tank

    People understand it, but dont give a fuck because undertale has gone understale


    I wish people stopped with the undertale shit
     
  6. Auraknight

    Auraknight Weight of the Sky

    Wish Granted: People now start with it's sequel.

    I wish traveling didn't cost so much.
     
  7. zeskorion

    zeskorion Oxygen Tank

    Wish granted, but quality and safety start lacking in proportion to low expense and crashes are commonplace
     
  8. unownplyr

    unownplyr Big Damn Hero

    granted! you are sacrificed to the wish gods for not making a wish!

    I wish you wished for something
     
  9. Jerln

    Jerln Oxygen Tank

    Wish granted, but now you never wished that he wished for something because now he had wished for something, leading you to never wish that he wished something

    I wish for happiness!
     
  10. zeskorion

    zeskorion Oxygen Tank

    granted, you die and dont have an afterlife
    I wish for candy
     
  11. Firepaw Da Cat

    Firepaw Da Cat The Fluffy Cat

    Granted, all you get are the candies that taste like soap.

    I wish I had a bowl of milk
     
  12. Auraknight

    Auraknight Weight of the Sky

    Wish granted. The milk is terribly spoiled.

    I wish Half Life 3 would come out.
     
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  13. Jimlad 42

    Jimlad 42 Supernova

    Granted, but their advertising scheme is terrible and everyone thinks it's a half-life 3 confirmed meme, so no one ever gets it or plays it.

    I wish that in X-com the chance to hit was the real chance to hit. No more 5 95% misses in a row again!
     
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  14. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    Granted, but now even your most elite colonel shoots like a rookie, and you get to see just how low a chance they have.

    I wish for ... stuff. just stuff.
     
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  15. Jerln

    Jerln Oxygen Tank

    You now have a subscription to Stuff magazine.

    I wish for a really good night's sleep.
     
  16. Auraknight

    Auraknight Weight of the Sky

    You sleep so well, you miss work/other important activity tomorrow.
    I wish my laptop battery wouldn't die :<
     
  17. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, but you can't see the screen

    I wish I could pay attention
     
  18. zeskorion

    zeskorion Oxygen Tank

    Granted, but the price is too high
    I wish for a dead apple
     
  19. Zebe

    Zebe Space Kumquat

    Wish granted, you get an iPhone with no battery.

    I wish for a perfect circle.
     
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  20. zeskorion

    zeskorion Oxygen Tank

    Granted, ERROR

    I wish for a large spider
     

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