Corrupt a wish V.2

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Firepaw Da Cat, Dec 15, 2015.

  1. MilkCalf

    MilkCalf Supernova

    Granted, but instead of firing bullets it sprays ink towards your face.

    I wish I had every game that has ever been made or will be made on my steam library, with no bad ports and all of the DLC.
     
  2. Jimlad 42

    Jimlad 42 Supernova

    Granted: but you lose your computer and the ability to remember passwords.

    It's 2016, I wish for my floating sky city! (To take pictures of from a safe distance., I'm not living on or near something that dangerous!)
     
  3. zeskorion

    zeskorion Oxygen Tank

    Granted, but it falls on you.
    I wish for gasoline
     
  4. Apathy Applied

    Apathy Applied Ketchup Robot

    Granted, but it's permanently frozen.

    I wish for a moo
     
  5. Apathy Applied

    Apathy Applied Ketchup Robot

    But no one comes
     
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  6. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, a moo sound is made at a deafening volume

    I wish for undertale sequel or DLC
     
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  7. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    Granted, however for that to happen, the IP was bought by Electronic Arts.

    I wish for an Up Goer Five.
     
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  8. Jimlad 42

    Jimlad 42 Supernova

    Granted, but the part that needs to point to the ground is pointed to space, you are not going to space today.

    I wish for a book.
     
  9. MilkCalf

    MilkCalf Supernova

    Granted, but the book is a necronomicon and you're going to hell because of it.

    I wish life would give me lemons.
     
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  10. Sir Wilfrey

    Sir Wilfrey Spaceman Spiff

    Granted, they're lemon grenades and blow you up.

    I wish this statement was false and true all at once. (Been a while, eh?)
     
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  11. unownplyr

    unownplyr Big Damn Hero

    granted,but no one really cares about that anymore,as for its a old meme now
    I wish OC credited me for being the first person to post a corrupt-a-wish thread
     
  12. Jimlad 42

    Jimlad 42 Supernova

    Granted, but rather then credit you they give credit to "me"

    I wish everyone would acknowledge my ownership of whatever I want. (I also claim ownership of the nearest alien battleships, the galaxy, and the nearest fastest ship to get off this rock.)
     
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  13. unownplyr

    unownplyr Big Damn Hero

    granted.youre arrested for pirateing
    I wish I was JOHN CENA
     
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  14. Zebe

    Zebe Space Kumquat

  15. unownplyr

    unownplyr Big Damn Hero

    granted,but I cant understand you
    I wish I had biometal A AND COULD USE BIOMETAL A AS MANY TIMES AS I WANT WITHOUT CONSUQUENCE!!!!
     
  16. Jimlad 42

    Jimlad 42 Supernova

    Wish granted: You have a single Biometal, but to use it you need two.

    I wish for freedom!!!
     
  17. unownplyr

    unownplyr Big Damn Hero

    granted,but you suck in your free life because of your incapeability to read or understand the megaman ZX storyline(you CAN use biometal A without any other biometals)

    I wish people knew the megaman ZX timeline
     
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  18. Jimlad 42

    Jimlad 42 Supernova

    (I was currupting the wish as the thread name suggests.)
    Granted, everyone only knows the Megaman ZX timeline. No other knowledge is known.
    (Also I was reading it as badly typed... 'can use it a as much' is what I was reading from there... Still, the idea still stands.)

    I wish the wish granting gods would understand the goal of the wish rather then care about the words of the wish.
     
  19. unownplyr

    unownplyr Big Damn Hero

    granted,but that is quickly put out of context by the following

    I wish people know the item I wished for is called BIOMETAL A!!!!
     
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  20. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Granted, but no one cares

    I wish for the next guys wish to be a good one
     

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