Granted.The earth is now in ruin.You have no internet access,no life,and have to do quests for pixels,and can barely buy food. i wish for the ability to eat people.Alive. Cuz i am not nice.
You meet Asriel and hug him, but sadly he's [UNDERTALE SPOILERS] and you get ripped apart since you weren't determined enough. I wish that I could expect THE SPANISH INQUISITION
Granted. But they still do something unexpected. I want my fancharacter to be the best fancharacter to ever,uh,fan-character.
Granted, but your fan character is the only fan character, and everybody's fan character is the same as yours. I wish for a marshmallow bean bag
Granted, but every number has been replaced with 3. The year is now 333, the time is 33, data can not be stored in 1's and 0's any more, only in 3's and 3's. I wish for exactly one less wish in the world.
Granted, a van arrives, a magician makes it disappear as part of his magic trick I wish for another letter on my keyboard
Granted, your keyboard has magically another letter now. That letter is С. Looks exactly like C, but it's a Cyrillic "Es". I wish that the next person replying would be unable to make a wish. more tricks can you beat me now
Granted, but they're able to make the wish still if they do it in another language. (Google don't fail me now. Also, any interesting wishes Google?) Napenda Kuwa nilikuwa futi bata.
granted, but the rest of you has duck bones, which are hollow and easily breakable I wish my "Post Reply" button was blue
Granted, but now you're being hunted by humans because you're a dragon I wish I had something tasty to eat!
Granted, you're now the proud owner of that monstrosity. However, you accidentally stab yourself with one of the various pointy bits and light your arm on fire with the lantern. I wish for more people to join in on one the various RPs I'm part of.
Wish granted, more people join the RPs. Hundreds if not thousand of people suddenly join them and the threads fall into chaos and anarchy. I wish for a nice-looking cape.