Avali Nexus 19: The Last Hole

My tables for random shapeshifts returned the following if you want to use them;
Beak, which you already have, though maybe a different one.
Mood Hair, which in your case would be feathers that colour change to your emotions.
Second pair of eyes, self explanatory. >.>

 

The SPACETIME MARKET, and any reference to its existance other than sold wares, promptly vanish from the multiverse.
All, that is, but a small CALLING CARD. On it is written:

THE SPACETIME MARKET
(000) 1-800-0000-00000
COME SEE US AT OUR NEW LOCATION: 5th Wall!
GRAND OPENING BETWEEN SHENNANIGANS AND SERIOUS ROLEPLAYING AT 26100002:04:12:413:H2SO4:YXXX PM NON-LINEAR STANDARD TIME.

The NON-CORPOREAL ENTITY, hereby referred to as SHOPKEEP, vanishes, assuming he ever existed in the first place.
On second thought, if he didn't exist, why would you have given him a name just now?
That would surely be stupid. Luckily for you, or unluckily depending on your viewpoint, this question doesn't stay in your mind long.
You have much more important unimportant nonsense to consider, like rainbow POKéMON, where all this merchanise came from if the shop doesn't exist, and where exactly this supposed "5th Wall" is located.

 

Alright I'm back from reading about the adventures of the all guardsmen party and I see that Teron has taken over the randomization

 

*Calls the number*

 

Basically I'm drugged with mutagen.

3 rolls, 5?

 

Can I eat him?

 

No, you're a lucario. Now, what'd you say about hugging and w/e?

 

Teron? Go for it

 

Yaaaay.
....
Meh, I'll do it tomorrow.

 

*Brings the unconscious @kawaiiChiimera inside of his Secret Base on one of the spare beds* Great, now I can go downstairs and watch the PokeNav news...

 

Roll a D6, and roll that many of 20s, I think it was?

I dug out an old table I used for my Mad Scientist lab RPs in Furcadia. >v>
...also, there were dozens of sprinklers popped out of the ground, spraying mutagen on everyone not airborne?

 

You really are lazy aren't you?

 

Meanwhile a drugged penguin spewing a rainbow liquid and near death is on the floor.

 

You're next on my list.

 

I can bind him for ya.

 

kinky

 

I'm next on everyone's list:join the queue.

 

*Bumps him up to #1 on the queue*

 

Hardsuit. It'd have to be extremely corrosive and would kill me in that case. Considering I'm still standing...well this seems reasonable.
*Two Athenas pop up and begin their usual routine of radiating interdimensional energies and preventing anyone from warping reality by instantly warping it right back to normal*

 

I don't like where this is going. Incidentally since my break is over I suppose I'll just be here standing perfectly motionless or something - gg me.