Avali Nexus 16.9: Sweet 16.

why is a pokemon in the army
that's the real question here

 

because s/he's a psychopathic murderer.

 

This is not new

EXACTLY

An army of one!

 

This is not how you get into the army

"I can't join the military?
I shall become the military."

 

Exactly. Build armor and rifle. Build combat droids and more rifles. Hire mercenary.

 

...
oh god i was right okay please don't hurt me i like being alive and unharmed o Ao

 

// Avali rap... my god...

 

Well off to take a spanish test and then a US history test.
l8r l00srs.

 

// ...GOD DAMN IT GONZO! Now that's gonna be stuck in my head for the next week or so...

 

BUT HOW DOES AN UM-
Okay
I'm just
Going to accept this

Snoop Fluff confirmed

 

[Sneaks up on Surge]

Boop.

 

That part is quite literally bullshit and I will not offer any other explanation because I have none

 

with hands.
duh.

 

*Instant chokehold*

 

RIP otter.

 

// *gets ready for the damage*

 

Which reason? That we're small enough to slide under cars or that we don't need flesh restraints?

 

As if human rap wasn't incomprehensible enough as it is.

 

And rap battles would of course consist of all participants rapping at the same time rather than in turns.