Clan Infinity: Legend of the Spiked Kebab, and its search for Cheerios

Nahhhh, you know it's your destiny.

 

Hm?~ Problem?~ >:3
Fine.

 

No...no... ._.

Maybe? Maybe not. ._.
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

 

You people and your Pokemon.
I doubt whether or not your lead Pokemon should walk alongside you because of this stuff.

 

I blinked and suddenly Fennekin Maids everywhere.

What is happening right now.

 

Blame Brite and Shinx.

They'll be fine. I promise.

 

I want that as a feature buuuuut....

 

Never in a legitimate pokemon game had pokemon walked "alongside" you. They've only lagged behind you.

There, your doubts are gone. Now be a furry like the rest of the clan apparently.

 

But I want my lead Pokemon to follow me around...

 

I wanted to marry them off in game, but too bad shinx is married to me, and Brite is a girl, despite being a tomboy stoner person.

Yes, but will they ever evolve?

Can you promise them a future as battle pokemons?

 

My work here is done.

 

Yes, they DO follow you. They do not, however, go alongside you.

 

But what?

Yes.

WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME!?

 

I change my mind, I want that as a feature.
I don't care if my starter isn't the best around, I grow attached to my Pokemon. They're like pets.

 

I expected that to turn really mean.
The internet has taught me to mistrust cute animals giving pep talks.

 

I feel unclean thanks to Brite.