Homestuck Clan Thread: Seven Deudly Acts

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  1. nightclaw

    nightclaw Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    So I have a story to tell y'all
    So basically
    I'm visiting my mom in Atlanta, and her Aspergers ass bf, and I'm just in my bedroom doing the thing boys do alone, and my sister walks in while I'm in the middle, so she runs off, tells mom and her boyfriend d, and I'm like "fuck now I have to make them cool... How should I go about doing this in a sensible way?"
    So naturally I strip down to my boxers and socks, I stroll nonchalantly down the stairs, and sit down next to my sister, put an arm around her, I wash my hands by the way, and she tenses the fuck up, and start chatting everyone up. So then everyone is all tense and won't say anything, and I'm just like "what is the issue here guys" and my sister says "is that your butthole hand on my shoulder?" And I just say "oh yeah" and get up and go to the bathroom and ran the water for a bit. When I came out, my sister was making noises while my mom and her boyfriend were laughing super hard

    Situation successfully defused.
     
    nightclaw, Jul 11, 2014
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  2. turntechGodhead

    turntechGodhead Phantasmal Quasar

    You only do it alone if you're a casual.
     
    turntechGodhead, Jul 11, 2014
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  3. nightclaw

    nightclaw Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Well you're definitely welcome to join me if you really want to!
     
    nightclaw, Jul 11, 2014
    #6143
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  4. turntechGodhead

    turntechGodhead Phantasmal Quasar

    twJwFXf.gif
    Get it?
     
    turntechGodhead, Jul 11, 2014
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  5. nightclaw

    nightclaw Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    You want us to whack each other with our heads? Shit nigga I'm down
     
    nightclaw, Jul 11, 2014
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  6. turntechGodhead

    turntechGodhead Phantasmal Quasar

    So down.
     
    turntechGodhead, Jul 11, 2014
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  7. nightclaw

    nightclaw Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Hell yes, so, how are we gonna do this bro?
     
    nightclaw, Jul 11, 2014
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  8. F-ranko

    F-ranko Heliosphere

    I have eaten nothing today but bags of cool ranch doritos and drink bottles of mountain dew and play CoD with my friends and I cannot describe how MLG I feel right now
    This is like a fucking experience
     
    F-ranko, Jul 11, 2014
    #6148
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  9. nightclaw

    nightclaw Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    The experience of being a god damn twat
     
    nightclaw, Jul 11, 2014
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  10. turntechGodhead

    turntechGodhead Phantasmal Quasar

    Quick! Make a montage!
    Magic.
     
    turntechGodhead, Jul 11, 2014
    #6150
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  11. Seajun_

    Seajun_ Heliosphere

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    The Last Halloween is fucking great
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    http://www.last-halloween.com/
    It gets really gory though so don't click if you can't handle/don't want that.
     
    Seajun_, Jul 11, 2014
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  12. RedScarWolf

    RedScarWolf Spaceman Spiff

    That's hawt
     
    RedScarWolf, Jul 11, 2014
    #6152
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  13. ToTeMVG

    ToTeMVG King Homestuck II

    I've lately been getting back to the Yogscast and well they relased this new version of their Song, and i must say it is Epic
     
    ToTeMVG, Jul 11, 2014
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  14. turntechGodhead

    turntechGodhead Phantasmal Quasar

    9slo
     
    turntechGodhead, Jul 11, 2014
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  15. Ehksidian

    Ehksidian Spaceman Spiff

    have you seen that new video by the yogscast yet
    here lemme post i-
    *shot*
     
    Ehksidian, Jul 11, 2014
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  16. kawaiiChiimera

    kawaiiChiimera Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    whooo more FML
     
    kawaiiChiimera, Jul 11, 2014
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  17. Ehksidian

    Ehksidian Spaceman Spiff

    why would you be happy about FML
    yes i know you mean FMA
     
    Ehksidian, Jul 11, 2014
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  18. kawaiiChiimera

    kawaiiChiimera Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    whoops
    I was thinking to myself
    "Full Metal Alchemist doesn't mean FMA..." but was to lazy to fix
     
    kawaiiChiimera, Jul 11, 2014
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  19. kawaiiChiimera

    kawaiiChiimera Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    fuck
    messed up again
    you know what fuck this thread
     
    kawaiiChiimera, Jul 11, 2014
    #6159
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  20. ToTeMVG

    ToTeMVG King Homestuck II

    well i dont go through 15+pages sue me
     
    ToTeMVG, Jul 11, 2014
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