Homestuck Clan Thread: Seven Deudly Acts

It's midsummer and rainy as fuck. Welcome to Britain.

 

Today, Jebediah Kermin flew the Hamsteak-6 rocket further than any Kerbal has at this point. The four-stage rocket launched him with force that shocked even the engineers who built it, miraculously sending him into orbit. With Jeb confused and unable to use any more rocket-powered stages of the craft, @Rakuida Kermin and the ground crew developed a plan to launch him rocketing towards the earth using the landing decoupler. He violently launched back towards Kerbin before a slow, perfect landing.

A round of applause for @Rakuida, everybody.

 

It's raining in the middle of rainy season. Uh, ok you win.

 

This is also extremely accurate.

 

So in Pokemon X I picked Chespin and I decided I'm going to Super Train every pokemon in my party before using them in battle. However, shortly after getting your starter, you have to fight Shauna, and the EVs from Shauna's Froakie would have messed it all up.

So, I avoided the first battle of the game, unlocked all the Super Training Levels, grinded for a Reset Bag, then fully trained Chespin. All before my first battle.

 

But what if Chespin's nature hinders your stat?

 

I did the exact same thing with my Fennekin

 

Y'now in my experience it doesn't usually rain in summer. Kinda supposed to be sunny.

 

I've had summers where 80% of days have been rainy or thunderstorms, and in any summer I get at least one or two thunderstorms every week. It's really not as outlandish as you think.

 

Huh.

 

How can you expect the donger to start
WHEN IT HAS ALREADY BEGUN?

Alt: The dongs will never stop, the dongs will never stop; IT'S DONG BROOOO

Morning everyone

 

i am awakened from my slumber
EDIT:
and i have found the gif that describes me
dunno if i posted it/someone else did

 

He meant the donger cup I'm assuming.

 

The accuracy of this is scary, just so you know, I'll now forever picture you as spongebob, Ehks. Oh god now I'll probably hear his voice whenever I read your messages as well.

 

And his laughter will forever haunt your ears.

 

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHA

 

Then I'll breed another one in the postgame, but it's not really that important that I should start the game over because of it.

 

that is somewhat disturbing.