The Avali Nexus Goes Fourth

I'm not enjoying this either, I can't even touch the ground!

 

TOO BAD!!! *dumps an entire gallon of fluff serum on Surge* FLOOFED!

And not a single Floof was given this day. *gets mobbed by 5 foot balls of fluff that used to be chinchillas* It's like being bludgeoned to death with pure air.

 

....

*suddenly begins shaking hard*

 

....I feel ridiculous, I can't even see anymore, BLEGH SOME OF IT GOT IN MY MOUTH

 

Mmmmm mmmmmmmph mmmmmph mmmmmph
*5 foot wide ball of fluff holds flare in the air*
MMMMMMMMPH!
*lights self on fire*

 

AAAAAH FIRE FIRE FIREEE!

 

*tosses flare towards surge*

 

...

Oh god zeal I'm sorry

*tackles and hugs*

This was hilarious up until fire

 

Oh s**t. This stuff is flammable..... *entire thread is now a raging firestorm*

 

*A bear walks out of the Spacetime Gap and is immediately floofed*
Ralph, no! Don't go out th-... Too late. C'mere Ralph! Please don't make me come and get you, please! I don't want to be floofed!

 

Uh

ADMINS


COULD WE GET A SERVER RESTART OVER HERE?

YOU GUYS KEEP BACKUPS, RIGHT?

 

NOOOOOOO!
*crying*

 

@Battle Bee YOU NOW HAVE A SEAL OF APPROVAL! CRAPPY ERTZ FTW!!!

 

...I will use this...

 

*grabs insulated jar and fills halfway with water, dumping bee in it with a tiny raft, and twisting lid back on*

You'll be safe!



*somehow while tacklehugging zeal at the same time*

 

You are VERY welcome

 

IT'S OKAY, I HAVE A SOLUTION! *dumps entire thread into the Atlantic ocean* There, fires gone. On another note, we are now stranded in the middle of the Atlantic ocean..... at least we aren't burning alive

 

AAAAAAAA DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE! DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE! IT BUUUUUUUUURRRRRNNNSSSSSSSS

 

Just noticed.. if he poured FLOOF serum on the thread... The tribbles must be like 4 feet of fluff by now...

 

WATER.
PROTECT ME FROM THE RED BURNING TEETH.