Homestuck Clan Thread

I continue to be amused at how different we are. I've been told that despite being 14 I look 16-17. I once even got 18(Though said person had not the best eyesight).

 

Because that's no fun.

 

Meanwhile, the 19 year old looks like a feminine 29 year old
How the fuuuuuuuuck?

 

Hindu's are rad man, no one gets mad at Hindu's, just don't kill a cow or eat a BigMac in their presence and they are chillest of mothers.

Only Buddhists outdo them in being not terrible faith-wise. Most other sects of religion have extremists or zealots that after a while force me to mentally vomit, there are definitely those among them who aren't filth, in fact there's at least 2 of them on this thread i know of, but seriously, religious zealots are up there in reddit memes with cringeworthiness.

The best religions are those that don't have any moral entitlement, which is why Hindus, Buddhists and a couple others I probably forgot are awesome by my book.

Thinking about it, the difference is that in faiths with zealots, there's an afterlife for bad and good people, Hinduism I'm not sure but I know Buddhism has only one afterlife for everyone. Perhaps Heaven and Hell along with their moral subjectivity are what defines the line between the need for zealotry and only the need for belief.

 

OHOHOHOHOHOHO
You have no clue about Hinduism for the past two millenium then.

 

I'm up for frick frack and knifes.

 

I have a legit hormonal handicap which causes my lack of aging, I literally do not have the means to produce testosterone, I'm taking medication to produce it artificially, but it takes longer and I didn't start on the medication or keep it going consistently until the past 2 years.

I probably don't, they've done me the honor of not telling me why I'm going to Beefy Hell. Which honestly is enough for me.

Also their object of idolatry isn't something pretentious, it's a Cow, livestock. I think Cows are pretty okay, Hindu's don't set themselves up as a target of attack by being awful in a subsect of their faith. I've never been displeasured by a Hindu, thought it's fair to say it's also unlikely I've met one n the internet or otherwise.

 

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I vote for me being on all the shipping/game/other starstucks documents because I'm doing all this for you guys

 

This is the best possible reaction gif.

 

Well, come to India
Totally different
I'm sure none of the bad Hindu's are allowed out of the country, which 95%, so the shitty as fuck Indian version of the CIA is doing something other than making court cases go on for decades. (Yes, thats a thing)
In the past millenium, we got some untouchability bull, caste systems, and loads of horseshit that Gandhi tried to put an end to

 

>hasn't officially entered name
>doesn't even have self given title

 

tank u based gravito

le gravito fluxa
master of dongeons

 

>Prince of Life
>has entered name LONG ago

 

The Nightmare Begins.

 

Actually, I just found what I had originally wanted to use.

 

That's what makes it fun. As long as I am always winning that is. I hate losing.

 

Now I am fascinated. Tell me of this Gandhi.

 

THANK YOU, NOT ME
I'M REALLY GETTING TIRED OF THE UNGRATEFULNESS OF REL THO

rekt

 

yes

Why can't I just be top without the thread of death.