Homestuck Clan Thread

Discussion in 'Hangout Threads' started by Starstucks Clan, Jan 14, 2014.

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  1. Ikbenbeter

    Ikbenbeter Pangalactic Porcupine

    sup.
     
  2. Relinies

    Relinies King Homestuck III

    If you meant Game Theory...
    >60% wrong
    >35% obvious
    >5% incoherent and off topic rambling
    >more full of himself than Total Biscuit
    >every video he makes a joke telling the audience not to get ahead of themselves after he points out something major to "his" theory
    Yeah no.
    If that wasn't who you meant, carry on.
    WARNING
    CLANIFICATION DETECTED
    ELIMINATING THREAT
    But in all seriousness, this is a chat thread more than a clan thread. We didn't have custom titles before, not anything we were gonna list in the OP, so we wouldn't now.
    I forgot why I quoted this post.
    EDIT: Oh yeah, to continue saying no.
     
  3. Ikbenbeter

    Ikbenbeter Pangalactic Porcupine

    ok i have a proposition for a rule based on what monkey posted yesterday:

    After the Gigapause is over, there are going to be a lot of pages that all need reading. A lot of pages (including the END) means a lot of spoilers. As such, for the first two weeks after Homestuck has ended every spoiler should go in unmarked
    Code:
    [spoiler][/spoiler]
    tags (marked spoiler tags
    Code:
    [spoiler=lel][/spoiler]
    don't work on tapatalk) or be posted in the Homestuck Thread IV. To protect people from reading spoilers without stopping them from coming here. For all we know there might be several days worth of reading material, and people who check out this thread but haven't checked out mspaintadventures yet will not be accidentally spoiled.
    tldr: spoilers for the homestuck in spoilers or on homestuck IV thread.
     
  4. RedScarWolf

    RedScarWolf Spaceman Spiff

    I agree with this, sounds like a fine plan.
     
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  5. Ikbenbeter

    Ikbenbeter Pangalactic Porcupine

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  6. Graal

    Graal Big Damn Hero

    10 pages while I sleep, not bad.
     
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  7. You disappoint me.
     
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  8. Padexin

    Padexin Big Damn Hero

    Morning everyone
    EDIT: Why
    In the name of all that is sweet and holy and good
    is russom on the shipping grid?
     
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  9. Graal

    Graal Big Damn Hero

    Why aren't I? :p
     
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  10. gallowsRenegade

    gallowsRenegade Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Does this also make your online chums actually appear online and allow you to use random encounter?
     
  11. Aeridan

    Aeridan Pangalactic Porcupine

    Motion to remove them from shipping grid.
     
  12. F-ranko

    F-ranko Heliosphere

    You know who else is more full of himself than Total Biscuit
    You
    Haha just kidding no one's more full of himself than Total Biscuit
    Because despite what's hapened recently, he did used to be a member of the Starstucks.
    thirdo
     
  13. Aeridan

    Aeridan Pangalactic Porcupine

    The majority has it.
    They have been removed.
     
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  14. MCMo

    MCMo Treasure Box

    Idk man
    TB is full of himself but
    More than Relinies???
    It's a tough call.
     
  15. Graal

    Graal Big Damn Hero

    Oi, stop mocking my fellow countryman.

    Yeah, he's pretty full of himself, but why shouldn't he be? Look at where he came from to where he's reached!
    ...
    Okay, he's full of himself.
     
  16. RedScarWolf

    RedScarWolf Spaceman Spiff

    Needs more Poundland tat with Ashens~ :V
     
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  17. MCMo

    MCMo Treasure Box

    lol nope fuck


    Relinies was sweating. Ikben postured himself arrogantly, and behind the bench passed a high-five to MC... before realizing he had no idea what to do now. MC slapped him.
    "Ikben. You need to think: Relinies claims he saw Nightclaw pull his rifle out of his coat. Nightclaw is not wearing a jacket. There are only so many possible explanations."
    Ikben spoke out.
    "Relinies! You aren't telling us the truth!" Reli flinched."You claim that Nightclaw pulled his rifle from his coat, which he lacks. This means one of two things."
    The suspense was thick. "One! The person you saw was not Nightclaw!"
    "Two! You were not there at the time of the crime!"
    The gavel was heard.
    "Witness! You will correct your testimony!"
    Relinies began to speak, yet again.
    "Alright, alright. I didn't get a very good look at the person I had let in. I figured 'Hey, everyone here is trustworthy enough.' I let the guy in and I went to take a piss. I heard the gunshots, ran to Frank's room, and found Nightclaw there holding a gun. You can't claim that my conclusion WASN'T logical."
    Ikben had no idea what to do.
    "Maybe you should check the court record?" said MC.
    Ikben looked to the folder in a small compartment below the defense's bench. It contained various pieces or photos of evidence, as well as files on everyone ever seen in Thread Blvd. Ikben was still lost however.
    "Think outside the box, Ikben. You know Nightclaw didn't do it. You don't know how to prove he didn't do it, so prove something else. Prove who did do it instead."
    Ikben looked through the files. He wracked his brain for a possibility, and looked through several files.
    "Padexin. A kind, unconfrontational citizen."
    "Relinies. A rambunctious, yet well meaning citizen."
    "Ikben Beter. A calm citizen. A defense attorney.

    "Exxion. An intelligent citizen. A prosecutor."
    "FrankBiscuit. An dog owning citizen. Deceased."
    "Bassdrop. Kanye's boyyyy holla @ me"
    "Kanye West. An odd visitor. Location unknown."
    Ikben thought, and thought, and an idea popped in to his head. He remembered something, and soon, his finger was flying again. With a quick flex of his cords of steel, his voice resounded.
    OBJECTION!
     
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  18. F-ranko

    F-ranko Heliosphere

    rip carlos man
    he used to be cool
    Relinies is definitely full of himself but it's pretty much TB's job to be full of himself
     
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  19. curiouslyExistential

    curiouslyExistential Phantasmal Quasar

    Woah a clan thread. How about that.
     
  20. Ikbenbeter

    Ikbenbeter Pangalactic Porcupine

    gg pokemon zeta

    ninja.png
     
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