What would you like to call a Supervillian in Starbound? Serious and Comedic Answer!

Hello Starbounders!

So, what names can you think of, and what proffession/genre they are? Give me some good'uns

Here's my attempt
Serious: Dr Hingeclank [Robot Scientist]
Comedic: I'm not a funny person so I couldn't come up with one

 

Serious: Frankenstein
Comedic: Consuela

 

Serious: Cronisious [Wizard that discovered time traveling]
Comedic: Dr. Vierd Eighel [ Humanoid Bird ]

 

Serious: Xan (Robotic bounty hunter)
Comedic: Pork Loinio (evil pig)

 

Serious: Vice-Admiral Maxwell Cadwallader. [Not so much evil as extremely stubborn. High-ranking member of an army tasked with policing areas of space, both their own territory and that of other worlds who pay them for protection]

Comedic: Malcolm Merryman. [A travelling jester, formerly of a royal court. Known for his tendency to hide important insights in jokes and stories. If you're not laughing, the joke's on you.]

 

Serious: Discord

Comedic: Discord

 

Serious: Terminum
Comedic: The Guy (Who killed your family)

 

Serious: The Man in the Sunglasses
Comedic: B.A.D(Bad *** Dude)

Sorry fot the language, if that counts.

 

What's bad about donkeys?

 

Serious: Purne, can distort time

Comedic: Hellbird, a giant killer hummingbird

 

Serious: Planet Brochers

Comedic: Ponty Mython.

 

Serious: Extratinor.

Comedic: EActivision. (ucwatididthere?)

 

Serious: Doctor Ragnarok (oh yes, I did)
Comedic: The Chicken Wrangler

 

Serious: Garnia
Comedic: SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPEALIDOCIOUS!

 

Serious: PhDeath (really, im no good at serious)
Comedic: Cubical 4000

 

Serious: Vasco da Gama
Comedic: Big Smoke from GTA SA.

 

Dr. Adams and General Weewee.

Evidently, he means an anthropomorphic donkey who is bad (as in evil).

 

Serious: A huge thing that tries to eat you.
Comedic: A huge thing with 40 arms that tries to eat you.

 

Comedic:
[Instert name of famous/infamous person with a twist]
Billy the Fence (Bill Gates -parody as fence can mean gate. Also double lols if he's a thief.)
Milan Radisson (Paris Hilton)

Sort of like what Space Balls did to Star Wars: Darth Vader became Dark Helmet, etc. Pick a striking feature about the person/name and pick other words that replace or describe it.

Another way is the "Rainbow Bridge Gang" method, where you pick something with stereotyped characteristics then do something completely absurd with it. The Rainbow Bridge Gang was a group of bandits who were actually bard class rather than thief class. They required a toll for crossing a bridge, but never got around to it because they'd burst into song when demanding their toll, so you could cross the bridge while they were performing.

 

Comedic: The Infernal Pumpkin-Slashing Jello Powered Blather Machine
Serious: The Surgeon