Great quote! But remember, the A.I is the players companion and doesn't sell stuff, instead just imagine him as your (everything) discount coupon. (And somehow know's you )
"Hey, buddy. I know some special things y'all can do to get a discount." "If you're ever talking to a hylotl merchant, tell a fish pun. They love those!" "If you're buying from a floran... Well, that's usually a bad idea. However, meat is pretty good for persuasion."
I'll be gentle and not speak in riddles. I am. I'm very fond of odd humor. I would delight in the prospect of seeing a floran talking to an inanimate object like it was a seer or an oracle. I do not entertain the idea to mock anyone else thinking of ideas in here, but rather add a tangent thought process. If I wanted to dance around the matter, I would pretend otherwise and let everyone figure it out, but I'd rather this thread keep its integrity without me undermining it. Hehe.
View attachment 98199 ((Did the pic work?)) * Abbreviation: H.E.L.I.X. * Transcript: Helpful Energetic Lecture Instructor and Xenophobe * Race: Apex * Behavior: Paranoid * Features: Poison Resistance * Quotes: "Remember, if you're infected, I will eradicate you. Got that? Good." "You tell that you're fine, but that could just be the virus speaking." "Tell me if your anti-poison vaccine is still effective." "Disease is the only thing that can commit a clean murder." * Nature: Disbelieving / Overprotective * Comment: HELIX was an old testing AI who witnessed his whole lab team get infected by a mind-twisting virus and tear each other apart. Afterwards, he refused to enter the science field again and became overly paranoid of microorganisms. Left with no alternative, the Minikong redirected his AI to a starship company. ((Inspired by the game Amber Helix.))
Took me two hours to make. Halfway through my keyboard literally went unresponsive and I got all of the i's and the S's incorrectly. All in all, the finished product didn't look horrible.
No problemo. "Mate, say 'Beep. Boop.' a lot when talking to humans. That'll make them a bit more lax and you'll save on those precious pixels." "Those Apex guys like technology, right? Seeing that you're a robot, they'll probably give a discount for some questions anyway. But if they offer to 'examine you,' don't let them do that." Any ideas for Avians, Novakids, and Glitches?
Well I was bored! "Well I was bored!" said the man. We can conclude that this statement was the reason for his murder.
