Treaty of Azulia

Discussion in 'Corporations Archive' started by GravityFlux, Mar 10, 2013.

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Do you Wish to join the Union?

  1. Affirmative

    63.6%
  2. Negative

    27.3%
  3. Negative, and my corporation shall attack the Union!

    9.1%
  1. harnackam

    harnackam Ketchup Robot

    Gravity that was petty gross.....and hilarious.....and gross...
    ((ok I get your point. But also it is my species technology, and that would be copyright infringement. It belonged to the TWerp-271's creator and he had the patent approved. The scientist is now dead, so the patent now belongs to the entirity of my race. So you are not allowed to research, use, or modify it without our permission!:p;):sarcasm:))
     
  2. Headphoner

    Headphoner Cosmic Narwhal

    I suppose I may consider entering the union. Is there any need of armor? Note to self. Keep nuclear warhead development and testing complex even more of a secret.
     
  3. GravityFlux

    GravityFlux Guest

    No not really. But good. And really? Seriously? There are weapons far more powerful than nukes. Use those and dont endanger the universe
     
  4. Shock

    Shock Spaceman Spiff

    I'm actually supposed to be catching a pissed of Pluvian mother. :/
     
  5. GravityFlux

    GravityFlux Guest

    Well, its not happening to you. BE HAPPY. BE JUBILANT
     
  6. Shock

    Shock Spaceman Spiff

    You're base is still alight, therefore I am defeating you in a matter of baby steps.
     
  7. GravityFlux

    GravityFlux Guest

    Tut tut. Ever heard of fire extinguishers? Also, any fool would know our HQ is in Gladespace. Only Harnackam and me know where in Gladespace it is. And you cant find it by chance because Gladespace is infinite. Everyone knows that.
     
  8. Shock

    Shock Spaceman Spiff

    Didn't you here Meteor Co has the best tracking system, I know your co-ordinates right as we speak.
     
  9. GravityFlux

    GravityFlux Guest

    Hah. Bluff. Because I, my friend, stand right behind you. With a gun. Pull back your ships from our system. We want no war. Call them out and I teleport back and we forget this ever happened. I will even reverse the Xelonium plate procedure.
     
  10. Shock

    Shock Spaceman Spiff

    Too late now, we've used the plates. War's already coming, you can't stop it. Hah. Wimps. Come out and fight us like the real men that everybody assumes you are. That gun will not do anything, for my electric suit will easily deflect it. I suggest dropping that gun.
     
  11. GravityFlux

    GravityFlux Guest

    Also, you may want to ready a fleet in defense of your place. If Shock does not pull his ships out, it will be all out war
     
  12. Shock

    Shock Spaceman Spiff

    I won't pull my ships out. There are hundreds of them, all ready to make sure you fall into the void of space.
     
  13. GravityFlux

    GravityFlux Guest

    Only fools believe that real men fight wars like that. The electric suit does nothing against being thrown into Hell itself. This gun throws you into any dimension I want. Also the Starlight Nation is surrounded by the Unions Fleets. Dont think of this as surrender. Think of it as being a neighbor.
     
  14. GravityFlux

    GravityFlux Guest

    And the fact that the Xelonium plates are organic. They are litteraly kicking butt out there. I knew Xelonium Transformers was a great idea
     
  15. GravityFlux

    GravityFlux Guest

    I should also tell you that the real Gravity is still passed out from the party after the destruction of the TWerKs. There are more than fifteen of himss. I am just a simple clone. Call me John Clark
     
  16. Shock

    Shock Spaceman Spiff

    That's nice. Because the Starlight Nation aren't with me, they're surrounding you. Uni-Mech and Dream are going to annihilate you. As well as the most powerful of all, Meteor Co. Take a look at all our ships, you must admire their detail. Phazorships and Greatships. They have the best defenses in the universe and are equipped with more intelligence and skill than you're whole group possess.

    That's cool, we have the best advanced trackers here. Die.
     
  17. GravityFlux

    GravityFlux Guest

    Remember, you are dealing with the most intelligent company in this sector. So deal with it. Pull out your ships. This act of aggresion will cause your company to not be remembered well in history. Dont risk that. Casualties:28000
     
  18. Headphoner

    Headphoner Cosmic Narwhal

    I only said I'd consider joining.. And besides, if things do get bad HeadCo has haturrets and flamethrower hats.
     
  19. Shock

    Shock Spaceman Spiff

    Most intelligent? I beg your pardon? I can deal with you alright, you're as easy as eating a biscuit. It will not do anything but beat you. Casualties - we don't need this battle dictated by facts.
     
  20. GravityFlux

    GravityFlux Guest

    You said you wanted to, but I apologise.
    And I wish to know why you are doing this. It was Blue Skies that attacked me. What is Blue Skies to you? And this bicuits made of pure nanometal. So even if you do, somehow kill us, we will be able to take vengeance
     

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