The Immortal Legion

Perhaps...

I have considerable funds at my disposal. Here have dem.

 

Welcome, Baconmaster.

 

I shall join the ReichP, as the Lead Wizard.

 

Agreed. Also, as Guardian of the Bridge. loljk

 

My duties as Guardian of the Bridge would be quite straight forward.

 

Exactly why I don't want it to happen. Besides, we don't have a bridge yet.

 

Excellent.

 

Even this one.

 

Especially this one. Maybe not that one, but THIS one.

 

Darn you, Nab of the Aboo... You have taken my spot as second-in-command...

 

You're the other second. He's just Baconmaster, and I'm a sucker for bacon.

 

Yuss! I shall always be the other-right-hand man!

Also, I have made my first infiltration, Lordolf Mercler:

 

Ah, well done, mein associate. Well done, indeed

I'm fighting the urge to type in a German accent.

 

Might I say, it worked. >.<

 

FUCK THEY KNOW.

QUICKLY HIDE THE CONSPIRAC-

hi, whats up

 

I'm here to be the nearly useless cultural adviser! HEIL MERCLER! Glory to the THIRD REICHP!
Hi new people. This totally isn't a cult. Seriously. Would you like a cookie that's on the sacrificial altar table?

 

Hi, guys! This looks like a fun little party. Mind if I join? *totally oblivious*

 

No, no we don't. Please take a seat in the electric chair vintage wooden armchair with handcuffs to lock yourself in comfort.
And please don't touch the glowing skull table ornament.

 

Okay!~
*skips to the chair, locks self in*
^_^

 

Hey. Heeeeey. I'm the Mercler. You work for ME. AND I SAY THAT WE'RE KIND AND FLUFFY AND ALL WE SEEK IS APPEASEMENT FROM OTHER CLANS.

because im totally not going to eventually invade belgium at random and kick off a clan war the likes of which this forum has never seen

Welcome, Pandora. You shall be an infiltrator and RT. Report to the respective leaders.

Get out of the chair. There, I unlocked it for you. Sarbinger, control is key in these early stages.