The Annual Chucklefish Hunger Games: Back to School Edition!

PAPA FRANKU!

 

How the mighty fall

 

Why so mad, bro?

Oh...I forgot...you have sisters....

I'm so sorry...

Edit: I think I found the perfect song...

 

He's coming

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A dark force blankets the school. No moon rises this night.

The sun sets and not much else is left to do. Many decide to go to sleep, bundling up backpacks as loose jackets to use pillows and blankets while they sleep in the seats (read the above picture to find out who). However, many are also restless. Teddy just spends his time looking at a picture of Roland and Keem decides to start drama, but no one listens to the little gnome and so the night remains peaceful. Arra tries to cuddle Firepaw to sleep but accidently snaps her spine and her body was promptly sent to the underworld. No mess, easy clean up. Psit decides to be the Cool Kid™ of the class and makes a bomb from a pressurised bottle with his tiny dino arms. And somewhere in the cafeteria, Ruby is roasting her food by repeatedly asking it "what are those?" while squatting. Frank's tortured soul can be heard roaming the school, moaning quietly in the cafeteria, "My nigga you just got roasted."

Outside was much the same too. Silence engulfed the area with its oppressive force, not a creature stirred as the sky grew pitch black, the stars' and moon's light totally vanished as a single person skips freely in the fields outside of the main gate. No one stopped him, because no one was there to do so. It soon became evident that the school was empty now, even though no one wanted to admit it, the teachers that once roamed were gone as the previous sun rose. Each night grew progressively darker and quieter, no one could see anything outside anymore as a thick fog has spread all round. The mist would never thicken or thin, just remain still and radiate an eerie feel.

Among the shadows was a stranger watching, his bright eyes following the prancing pink beard having child. The 6 foot fully grown and deep-voiced child was oblivious to the monster's presence, not wary of the fact that it was about to strike. By the time he noticed, it was too late. And somewhere within the school, a relieved Markiplier sighed with relief.

Ithillid dragged the child's body haphazardly through grass and stone, who was going to spot him anyway? Blood trailed on from the wound in Wilford's head. Still pulsing, still warm as his head was banged on every rock and discarded pencil along the way. Finally, Ithillid came to a halt at his destination. The girl's bathroom on the 3rd floor. He walked inside, his long claws clacking against the tiles as he breathed out softly, "ş̶̵͔̯̝̙̺͚͈͎̫̹̉ͮͥ̈ͦ͝ư̵̱͓͇̹͎͎̹̮̘̻͙̱̘͇͉̮̞̭͓͆ͩ͊ͩ̅ͫ̚̚͜r̢̖͔̦̗͉̱̜̥̤̬̬͕̞̼͚̹͙̍͊ͪ̂͌ͪͤ̈ͭ͆͐͊͑̎̌̃gͧ̍̓̂͂ͦ͐͛̃͐̈́͊ͧ̾̋̀̚̚͟͢͏̲̼̻̙̩͎̘̳͎͙eͮ̉̄̿ͣ͑͑̀҉͕̣̣̭̞̼͉͎͇̪̞̫̩̱̪̪̀̕r̵̸̵͙̦̞̳͇̗͉͚̦̰͓̹̗̹̖̫̥͙͑̈́̉̂̑͗̽̽̏̔̓̽̇̋͛̏͟͠ͅe̪͈̝̖̲̝̽ͨ̔̿͂͊ͫ̇ͬͥ͛̔ͫͫ͛̀͘," The door shut and the all too familiar screams erupted once more.

The screaming persisted for what felt like hours until it abruptly stopped. The door opened again, it was dark inside and all that could be seen was Shield Knight's discarded tool, small wet plops against the bathroom tiles were heard also. A sludge of blood soaked water trailed out, seemingly sentient as it dripped closer and closer to its next target.

Roland abruptly awoke from a deep slumber in the choir classroom. He stretched and straightened his back after a painful few hours of sleeping on a chair with no back support. He turned and looked at the clock mounted on the wall, "11 : 34" it read. Roland blinked gunk out of his eyes and coughed weakly, his throat was dry and he would kill for a drink. The bottle he stole was now empty, only drops of condensation remained within. He bedded down to go back to sleep until-

Drip drip drip

He looked down and there it was. A stream of clear water had just appeared in his room. He yearned for a small sip and so he did what any thirsty man would do, he bent down and drank.

The door shut...

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Drama! Suspense! Mystery! When did this turn into a badly written pitch for a Korean TV show? I don't know. It just happened. Hope you enjoy! (Also keep in mind, people don't die from drinking the mystery water. Why did I choose to all of the sudden include mystery water? It'll all be revealed in the end)

 

Keemstar starts shit with others

 

Donald Trump's got his own theme as well, might as well put it here.

 

Whatever it is, I love it!

 

Everything is fine and dandy


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The sun shines brightly in a cloudless sky, yet the mist thickens.

News of last night's murder hasn't circulated yet, and everyone goes about their day as usual. Some look at the school gates, they long for escape yet stay for some unknown reason.

Keemstar had struck gold when he found the teacher's lounge open, the tables were full of half eaten food and cups of lukewarm unstirred coffee were dotted around, but he did not mind. Keem found some popcorn and immediately started popping it in the microwave while trying to ignore the stench of cigars that choked the room. Of course, that isn't cigar smoke Keem's smelling, it's actually Joey setting the carpet on fire for his next prank video. Oh that rapscallion! Speaking of jokes that went too far, Trump has just been inaugurated. All hail, Daddy.

Ruby is off to the side peering wistfully at pictures of the latest waifus, fearing she might one day become shit tier as System 7 leans on her while thinking of home. Sparklez is running around beating the crap out of a computer but not finishing the job, Hannibal accidently stabs himself on a shard of glass from the computer's monitor and so goes to the nurse's office. Obviously no one was there and so he just raided the cabinets looking for cough syrup to get high off on.

Ah yes, today truly was a perfect and ordinary day.

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The sun was slowly starting to sink beneath the horizon, spreading its warm rays across the landscape. Stanley gazed out at his beautiful sight, looking intently at the gate that stood between him as determination swelled within him. With one foot ahead of the next, Stanley jogged towards freedom.

He skipped past the fields and darted through the gates and went straight into the fog that surrounded the premise. Had he escaped? A deep grumble erupted from the mist and Stanley's bloodstained shirt was spat out.

From a classroom high above, a group of students, more like prisoners, saw this and thought it best to immediately barricade themselves into the classroom. Outside, another murder was committed. Arra's body lay dead as your Dad kept beating her with the same jokes. Arra held on for as long as she could but the power of the dad joke was too strong for her. Your dad grinned menacingly at the bloody sight as water dripped down his chin...

Outside, Ithillid was skirting around the edges of the school, mumbling some dead ancient tongue as a flock of the latest victims approached him, all hazy and disoriented. Except for Teddy, his mind was still sharp, he just wanted to kill. And so, the hunt was on.

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Run



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An oppressive darkness falls upon the school. All are uneasy.

A dark aura is present around the area, but most try to ignore it. Ruby and Sparklez try to shake off the feeling and go to sleep, but are almost immediately awoken by nightmares involving drowning in a pool of some liquid, it obviously wasn't water, the mystery liquid was tinted green as if it was toilet water. No, it was more like it came out of a can of-

Banging can suddenly be heard in the next room as a fight erupts between Wiess and your Dad and System 7 and Teddy. Both Teddy and Dad are swiftly defeated by their opponents but spared. They gloat as a nervously humming Keem and an apathetic Hannibal watches from the corner. The rest of the survivors in the next room vote to kill off Joey, demeaninging him a threat. And while all this chaos is going on, Ithillid had sulked back into the 3rd floor bathroom. He stepped in and the door shut...

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More drama! More suspense! A very obvious twist! Are any of y'all actually reading this? Do you like the way this story is going? Do you wish it would go in a different direction? I would love to hear your thoughts.

 

NOT JOEY!

mfw you piss in your own mouth

 

Something wicked this way comes...

 

Wow, what a way to die

 

At least you got cuddled. Look at the positive things!

 

___ rises...

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A dark day dawns, bloodthirst has been inspired in all.

Many students have turned to wandering in nature to calm their nerves, but even the tranquillity of nature cannot shelter them from the horrors of this hellish world.

Teddy found a can of some energy drink he doesn't recognise, curious as to what it is he takes a sip, after all, he was so very thirsty. Teddy felt slightly calm once his lips touched the can, drinking in the refreshing liquid and throwing the now-empty can away. After that drink, he could really go for some hunting now. Roland is less lucky and accidently stabs himself on a lazily discarded can, he swears as the green liquid that was once in the can seeped into his blood stream and stung his wound, he was so mad he felt like he could kill someone. Trump, however, has discovered a cave with a steady stream running through it, he decides to camp in there while System 7 is outside making his way towards a hill for the height advantage.

Within the school, Ruby has started a hunt for pencils to burn but only finds loose cans. Where are all of these cans coming from anyway? Too bad Ruby won't find any pencils anyway no matter how hard she looks as Hannibal had stolen all of them and used them to kill Sparklez. And outside, System 7 is screaming as Avril hunts them down asking them to listen to her latest album. Poor System 7. And inside a classroom, the remaining students vote on killing the dinosaur Psit seeing as he's a fricking dinosaur and will probably eat them all.

All seems normal, Death, screaming, randomness, what on Earth could go wrong? Everything, that's what.

Your Dad, great at ruining your sweet 16 and all the tribute's lives, had accidently killed Ithillid. Shocked into silence, he stares as the tentacled creature fall to the floor and the second his slimy tentacles make contact with the floor, a deep rumble spreads throughout the arena. A dark cloud settles as the air thickens with anticipation.

What have you done?

 

Ooooohhh dear...
Damn it dad, you've fucked up big time now.

 

Dammit. Dad...


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A dark mist rises and engulfs the school, prepare for death...

Dark, ominous, and apparently blinding mist is never a good sign and many find the smarts to try to hide. Teddy runs into his communist dungeon to hide after planting a commie care package outside as a trap. Markiplier finds this and is infected with the red scare, how long will he survive?

Donald Trump, without his wall to save him, rushes to his cave and hides within as he prays to the almighty Kek for protection. An angel appears to him in the form of Wiess and he is awestruck and passes out. Wiess shrugs as she rubs off the luminescent paint she accidently got on herself and goes to sleep too, might as well not see your death coming.

Outside, Shield Knight sees the incoming mist and cries onto a picture of her long lost midget lover and mulls over the decision of whether to end it or not. Keem just decides to kill himself and travels to the edge of the mist where Ithillid is standing and asks him to kill him, to which the hentai monster happily agrees too. Wait! How is Ithillid alive? "Kale," it whispers to the author while sending a knife through Mark's head and drags his body to the bathroom with his slave Conway at his side roasting System 7 without mercy.

Ruby accidentally steps into the mist and loses her sight while Hannibal goes off to rally troops to battle the oppressive force that keeps them within the school. Oh and your dad fucks something up and blows up like 4 people lol.

 

Sounds a bit like my biological father lol.

 

Must have passed his saving throw. That's the problem with them really. They've high saving throws and often get away, so they can return and suck your INT points down to brainlessness...

 

It appears Conway is making headway.

 

God I'm so hungry...

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Don't drink the water

Peaceful music serenades the tributes as they all either shuffle towards or away from the mess hall in a silent mass. Some, however, do more drastic things. Like System 7 and Teddy hunting down Weiss for unknown reasons and your Dad packing up and trying to leave, lying to you by saying he's just going to buy milk.

It feels like the 666th day...
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Thirsty?

The meal was depressing, quiet, and bland. Everyone leaves feeling worse than before. Mark and Teddy are so desperate they beg for their lives to be taken away, only Teddy was granted that sweet release. System 7 sees the faint mist grow and invade the school grounds but he remains hidden, Ithillid gains the trust of Hannibal and they work together, Conway is left dead facing down in the grass while constantly going in spasms while Ruby hunts for some real food.

And Donald Trump gets a nice, tall, refreshing, and unassuming can of Nos...

The end draws near...
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The truth will soon be revealed.

The world is in shambles. The school at some point was broken down and ruined, it is now a merely a husk of its former self. Dark shadows wither in the halls as greenish liquid is pumped through every room. Ithillid is wary and leaves, opting to sleep in the cover of the trees outside. Shield Knight is now fully insane due to a mixture of her lover dying and the river she drank from polluting her mind. In a fit of fury, she kills System 7 after he refuses to obey. Your dad is humming nervously to himself as his sins torment his mind while he hides behind a rock, wincing every time he hears the dull smack of Donald's head being bashed against a rock by Ruby.

Everyday the school drifts further from God's light.

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It's so amusing comparing the relatively peaceful 1st day to this horrible mess of death and destruction.

 

Images aren't working for me.