Lets come up with dumb achievements together

Discussion in 'Other' started by General Nuclear, Sep 2, 2015.

  1. General Nuclear

    General Nuclear Supernova

    The title says it all
    This is for if the devs decides to add a achievement engine to starbound like most games have now days like the ones on steam
    Also it might be fun to see all the achievemets you all can come up with

    Here is some i have thougt of
    • (Leard to drive you moron)Drive your spaceship into the nearest star/sun (a better way to delete your old characters by the way you get a waring before trying out that)

    • (Something something badass)One for all the quset boss you kill

    • (solving would hunger) Plant some ''giant food plant'' close to one of those mini citys(or turn of the hunger bar)

    • (Curiostiy killed the capt)Teleport down on a gass giant planet

    • (From the fryingpan to the fire)Make a adult poptop fall in water (to dos how don't know what happend when a poptop gets water om them sheck the poptop thread)

    • (Whats its called when you make fun of a dictator..oh yes death penalty) put one of those graffitied obey posters in a apex towns (makes all gurads hostile and some of town folks laugh and point at it)

    • (Send in the clones) die a hundred times in easy or normal

    • (Die hard) kill all quset bosses without dying

    • (Die hard badass) kill all quset bosses without dying on permadeath
    Hope you guys can come up with some more achievements
     
    Last edited: Mar 29, 2016
  2. Lintton

    Lintton Guest

    Five finger discount- kill a traveling merchant.

    Garage sale- in one sale, sell a merchant x different items(must fill all the sale slots)

    Bane of nature- kill 1000 critters...you monster.
     
  3. [curly] servo

    [curly] servo Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    rare materials!: pick up a cell materia for the first time.
     
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  4. The Squid

    The Squid Oxygen Tank

    Mayor - Start a colony with 5 houses

    King- Start a colony with 25 houses

    Supreme-Overlord of the Galaxy- Start a colony with 50 houses

    Landlord- Collect some rent from your colonists.

    Rest in Peace- Die in hard-mode.

    No More Mr. Nice Guy- kill 40 non-hostile NPCs.
     
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  5. lazarus78

    lazarus78 The Waste of Time

    Achievements for doing things you would do normally over time are not achievements. Achievements used to take skill, now they are just mundane and arbitrary tasks. "Start the game, achievement!" Oohhhh, so exciting...

    What about things like, beat X mission in Y amount of time.
    Beat X mission with no armor.
    Beat X mission without healing.
    Kill 10 monsters with a sniper while in the air.

    Make them something brag worthy, not "I planted 20 trees".
     
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  6. The Squid

    The Squid Oxygen Tank

    Eco-friendly- plant 20 trees!

    There's a reason it says come up with dumb achievements.

    Also:

    MLG 360 no-scoper- kill 20 monsters with a sniper rifle while on fire and in the air.
     
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  7. General Nuclear

    General Nuclear Supernova

    I like it when it have both so its not only hard things to do but not only easy things to do
    Also
    Damn Tree hugger-cover a planets surface comeplitly in trees resulting in killing all wilde life on the surface

    IM OUT OF MY MIND!-jump from the tallest possible to get on a planet to its lowest core level in a insane speed in a car resulting in a huge explosion for some reason

    Come at me bro-kill a rare spawn without backing off (going backwards)

    Stayin' alive-teleport down on extremely dangerous planet with no gear or weapons and without useing the matermanipulator for one game planet day
     
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  8. The Squid

    The Squid Oxygen Tank

    How I Mech Your Mother*- Defeat Shockhopper while in a mech.

    *If mech tech is availabe (too lazy to check). Also, pretty proud of that pun.
     
  9. General Nuclear

    General Nuclear Supernova

    some must have secret spongebob easter eggs

    *which one of you are the REAL! dirty dan* or *who are you calling pinhead*
    just nameing your characther dirty dan

    *im married to a sea bear*
    summoing a sea bear(or something in that durn) boss on a ocean planet by
    wear a sombrero
    eating a cheese
    jumping(swimeing) up and down some times (they take it as a challenge)
    Wearing a hoop skirt
    Waving your flashlight back and forth really fast (flashlights are their natural prey)
    Playing the clarinet badly(or just playing it)
    Running (makes them attack you again)
    in under a minute or two
    also afther you have killed that boss another even stronger boss comes
    (would be the most epic and memorable easter egg achievement in the history of games)

    *is mayonnaise a instrument*
    buy some mayonnaise from a hylotl music shop

    *he is squidward you are squidward i am squidward is THERE ANYMORE SQUIDWARDS I SHOULD KNOW OFF!*
    nameing you characther squidward and or maybe too play clarinet

    i would die from laughter if any of those where in the game xD
     
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  10. Nibolas O Anelbozas

    Nibolas O Anelbozas Spaceman Spiff

    I hope it wasn't an accident: breaking a fulfilled box/container
     
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  11. The Squid

    The Squid Oxygen Tank

    "The Real Slim Shady"- crouch and stand up 100 times in a row.
     
  12. General Nuclear

    General Nuclear Supernova

    another must have achievement

    ''you don't have to wear pants in this game 11/10''

    do all qusets without wearing pants or leg armor

    in honor of the number one steam review for starbound xD
    or it was for over a year

    so true.png
    or it was for a very long time
     
    Last edited: May 15, 2016
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  13. General Nuclear

    General Nuclear Supernova

    *mama mia* die by lava for the first time

    *you know the one i mean - involving a certain microwave* put a raw egg or metal or something else that you are not suppose to put in a mircowave or just start it with nothing in and it will blow up

    suggested by a friend *The Golden Goose* find a golden egg (yes they are in the game and is super rare)
     
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  14. Mango art

    Mango art Starship Captain

    I'll have you know I'm a redshirt- Die while wearing a red shirt.
    Storm Trooper- Miss over 200 shots.
    Die in a hole- Die underground.
    Number one, make it so- Command a crew member for the first time.
    Beef Tar Tar- Throw raw meat into a tar pit.
    Do the robot!- Have a glitch play an instrument.
    Fish slap- 1 hit kill an enemy as a hylotl.
    You're a wizard, harry- Use a magic staff
     
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  15. General Nuclear

    General Nuclear Supernova

    Good ones
    But There are no magic staffs in starbound you must mean the SCIENCE STAFFS (like the tesla coil staff, laser staff, bio staff etc)

    *Hail Science*use a ma..science staff for the first time

    Also i would have choosen *your a lizard harry*

    Also *dig deep and prosper* get too the core of a planet

    *And his name is!* kill a boss with the rare steel chair weapon or nameing your self JOHN CENA or all at one while your a human and you kill the a boss

    *the eye of the tiger* kill a boss with the boxing gloves weapons
     
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  16. Lintton

    Lintton Guest

    Where no one has gone before: die by reaching the bottom of the screen.

    orbital ring: circumvent a planet with one material. in space.

    Modern Terran History: collect all human logbooks.

    Pixelated: spend 1000000pixels
     
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  17. The Squid

    The Squid Oxygen Tank

    The Warden- disable the shield generator at a Human prison

    Hurricane- steal all of the light sources from a village
     
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  18. Diveros

    Diveros Master Chief

    Core science - Collect a lava sample from the core of a planet
     
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  19. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    avians can't fly, remember? - die of fall damage as an avian
    star fox - win 50 space battles in a row
    trapped! - die by poison water, saw blades, spikes, or electric spikes.
     
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  20. madkatter25

    madkatter25 Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    not a very good hylotl...: drown as a hylotl
    it's too dark I can't hear you: land on a midnight planet with the full midnight vanity set on
    tornado: completely dismantle a village, background blocks and all.
    you don't need THAT many...: collect 1,000 core fragment ore
    no, seriously, you don't need that much dude: collect 100,000 core fragment ore
    okay now what are you gonna do with all of this?: collect 1,000,000 core fragment ore (these core fragment ore achievements don't have to be all at once, it can be an over time total collection thing. does not span different saves.)
    as bright as I can be!!: be a novakid and wear all of the glow vanity set, in a structure/cave with the bioluminescence rocks around you.
    fly on my little birdie: get the Sparrow ship upgrade
    growing up, birb: get the Kestrel ship upgrade
    FALCON PU-...ship?: upgrade to Falcon class
    America's signature animal: upgrade to Eagle class
    the big kah...condor?: upgrade to Condor class
     
    Last edited: May 9, 2016
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