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Inevitable joke

Discussion in 'Starbound Discussion' started by blind sniper, Apr 4, 2012.

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  1. blind sniper

    blind sniper Emoticon Master

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    Sooner or later, someone still would have done it, so why not me?
    So then:
    How many Penguins does it take to change a light bulb? ​
    Please do express your opinions:p ​
     
    blind sniper, Apr 4, 2012
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  2. Mianso

    Mianso Black Hole Surfer

    Penguins doesn't use light bulbs.Penguins use your skull and your burning flesh to light the aurora.
     
    Mianso, Apr 4, 2012
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  3. Bonabopn

    Bonabopn Fluffiest Squirrel

    Depends how high the lightbulb is. I'd say 4-8, assuming they were trained. :3
     
    Bonabopn, Apr 4, 2012
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  4. Яetrospekt

    Яetrospekt Pangalactic Porcupine

    It takes 1.
    It takes 0, they would get a slave to do it for them because they are the master race...

    ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY PENGUINS!
     
    Яetrospekt, Apr 4, 2012
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  5. Ageila

    Ageila Void-Bound Voyager

    They don't need bulbs because there is the penguin with halo on it's head, and it can fly everywhere it's puny wings to light places up :)


    [​IMG]
     
    Ageila, Apr 4, 2012
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  6. DeusExel

    DeusExel Big Damn Hero

    but why there are tiki torches then?
     
    DeusExel, Apr 4, 2012
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  7. Ageila

    Ageila Void-Bound Voyager

    He is being held as prisoner? Visiting his friends at other planet?
    Honestly I don't know why there are tiki torches, but i would guess that some festival coming up? :D
     
    Ageila, Apr 4, 2012
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  8. MrAwesome

    MrAwesome Star Wrangler

    I don't know 2 or 3, I mean, they are pretty smart
     
    MrAwesome, Apr 4, 2012
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  9. A.N.T.I.

    A.N.T.I. Spaceman Spiff

    In Soviet Pengonia, Bulb lights YOU.
     
    A.N.T.I., Apr 4, 2012
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  10. ForeverCopper

    ForeverCopper Space Spelunker

    Probably 9.
     
    ForeverCopper, Apr 4, 2012
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  11. Crusoe

    Crusoe Void-Bound Voyager

    One. Don't underestimate the penguins.
     
    Crusoe, Apr 4, 2012
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  12. Lord General Castor

    Lord General Castor Void-Bound Voyager

    Several humans... What? don't you praise your penquin overlords?
     
    Lord General Castor, Apr 4, 2012
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  13. StarMetal25

    StarMetal25 Phantasmal Quasar

    It takes 0 penguins to screw a light bulb because they have robots to do it for them :p
     
    StarMetal25, Apr 4, 2012
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  14. Lord Kain

    Lord Kain Ketchup Robot

    No thumbs would take a few
     
    Lord Kain, Apr 4, 2012
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  15. thefluvirus

    thefluvirus Contributor

    To get to the other side.
     
    thefluvirus, Apr 4, 2012
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  16. blind sniper

    blind sniper Emoticon Master

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    That's a right answer:up:
    Unfortunately I asked a wrong question:down:
     
    blind sniper, Apr 4, 2012
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  17. snakedysnake

    snakedysnake Astral Cartographer

    0 because ill just do it myself
     
    snakedysnake, Apr 4, 2012
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  18. GalacticRooster

    GalacticRooster Big Damn Hero

    If the penguins are procedurally generated, there is no correct answer... right?
     
    GalacticRooster, Apr 4, 2012
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  19. Kefka

    Kefka Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    The answer itself is procedurally generated.
     
    Kefka, Apr 5, 2012
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  20. The Enderman

    The Enderman Phantasmal Quasar

    3.14159235... Penguins
     
    The Enderman, Apr 5, 2012
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