May I recommend a high quality cybernetic arm, equippied with the ability to transform into scissors, a chainsaw, flame thrower, hair comb and a totally super awesome ball pen in the magical color green? Hai! *me doesn't know how to start normal conversations*
I don't know, serious scary people. The ones who stare at you like you're from uranus or something. They're everywhere, always watching you! always watching me! WHAT DO WE DO!? ; - ;
Don't you wanna lose your arm now too? I can pretend to be a certified surgeon and remove it if you want?
Okie dokie, we're currently out of anesthetics though but that shouldn't be a problem. With my trusty rusted axe it shouldn't be more than a few chops before that arm is gone.. hopefully! But I promise it won't hurt after you pass out from the pain! But they would still be able to see my face, we need full tin foil body suits!
Now we just need to get the entire universes population to wear 'em so we can seamlessly blend into the crowd and forever go unnoticed.
Well if we mash them all together we could turn the crowd into something else if you'd like, like a pile? Maybe curl all the people up into one giant big ball? The possibilities are endless I tell you! ENDLESS!
