Horse with Boobs for Glitch (Poll: Yes or No?)

I actually posted a really serious whole hearted comment after making the statement you quoted.
Edit: Oh wait you read it. In that case, I was not saying to keep quiet, im saying that people are seeming to only focus on the Horse, when there are so many more things I have seen and think people are neglecting. I am not trying to be a dick, it is something I have stated as a fact.

 

I appreciate your understanding.

 

I know one thing:

If this AI actually makes it into the game (which looks likely), I will be modding it out extremely quickly.

Just... no...

 

THAT'S THE SPIRIT!

 

BUT HORSE WITH BOOBS!!!

 

I know it's hard to believe, but... Boobs do not make EVERYTHING better. There are at least some things that are better off without them.

 

yes,
an old door ? boring you say ? add boobs!
mario kart 6 ? boring you say ? add boobs!
old mustle cars ? boring you say.. ok this is ridicules, old mustle cars get you boobs!
an old post ? boring you say ? add boobs!
a wrecked broadcaster on twitch? boring you say ? add boobs!
an empty bottle ? boring you say ? add boobs!
a hobo ? boring you say ? add boobs! ever seen a male hobo with boobs ? no, see not boring anymore.
a horse AI? boring you say ? add boobs!
an old plane ? boring you say ? add boobs!
an old wrecked car ? boring you say ? add boobs!
a cup of coffee ? boring you say ? add boobs!
a letter from the government ? boring you say ? add boobs!
an edit of a post ? boring you say ? add boobs!
an old house ? boring you say ? add boobs!
a barrel of oil ? boring you say ? add boobs!
a cheap movie ? boring you say ? add boobs!
a computer ? boring you say ? ok, this depends on whether you're a nerdy geek or not - add boobs!
an ugly ass monster ? boring you say ? add boobs!
a phone number ? boring you say ? add boobs!
a city ? boring you say ? add boobs!
a screwdriver ? boring you say ? add boobs!
a wheel ? boring you say ? add boobs!
a cheeseburger ? boring you say ? add boobs!
a truck ? boring you say ? add boobs!
boobs ? boring you say ? add boobs!
a ball ? boring you say ? add boobs!
icecream ? boring you say ? add boobs!
the world's shittiest game ? boring you say ? add boobs!

 

This is a game where you can craft anything you want. I would prefer if, when someone were watching me play, assuming I crafted everything in the game that I could, and saw that AI on my ship, would not immediately ask me to explain what the hell "that" is, or think me insane and possibly dangerous. Just saying.

 

Yes, I have. We called him "Moosey". No really that interesting... more gross.

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BTW, you just reached puberty, right? Because you seem to be overly impressed with boobs, something you would have discovered a long time ago and become a bit more chilled about, if you weren't. Some of us are older and wiser, and would prefer that our game not be outright stupid when it gets a chance in a place it doesn't even make sense to be stupid in. It's an Artificial Intelligence for a Robotic Medieval-alike race. The organic anthropomorphic boobed horse lady in modern day clothes just doesn't make any sense, at all.

The Glitch are backward, not insane.

note: This message not necessarily endorsed by Thundercraft

 

well its in the assets of the nightly so im

1 you mean mariokart Wii?

2 God of War did it

3 there are MANY shitty games that have boobs in them, Just look in the xbox360s indie section and have all hope for humanity sucked out of you


seeing how the horse AI is already in the nightly i dont think they are gonna change it anytime soon
it even does this

 

I swear they're doing this on purpose.

 

Even if I'm not a huge fan of the horse, I think that's pretty funny.

 

They're just making fun of us now, having the horse raspberry at us.

 

you love it

besides the unique emote is wireder imo

 

Robotnik the Glitch priest bellows in a loud voice, declaring:

Proclamation:
Bow before Jaundice, the equestrian Mother goddess of our ancestors!

Supplication:
May her cosmic whinnies keep the dark madness of anarchy at bay.
Please exorcise us of chaos spinnies and accept our offerings of hay.
We ask her to bless our feet, vehicles, and steeds.
Protect us on our travels and accept our prayer beads.

And for those who of humor lack:
To Mother Jaundice we beseech on your behalf.
Let her aloof and whimsical wisdom teach you how to laugh!
By her mysterious ways, let you finally a smile crack!

Prostration:
Oh, what divine beauty! What grace!
Your holy and strange form of curves transcends all our maths!
Oh, to be nickered, blowed, or snorted on by her divine presence! What exaltation! What Rapture!
Truly, such an experience is to transcend our metal gears and electron circuit paths!

Informative:
Let it be known to all, she is our patroness of travelers, entertainers, comedians, and pranksters.
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Oh, ABSOLUTELY!




P.S.: There's a reason why I named her Jaundice (see link).

 

...dont do that dont bs us by saying we love something when we CLEARLY do not thats more insulting oh well i guess i have a reason to switch to the nova kid as soon as possible and in the act of mocking us it looks less stupid without that grin.

 

Got worse then I expected... compared the boob size and they seem to be about the same... sounds weirder then expected...

And now that damn new... expression... seriously CF was THAT necessary?


Anyone got a mod already to remove this abomination?

 

i hate the fact that it has to be a mod and not an in game choice but yeah there is one

 

Care to link me to the mod? Want to remove this thing as fast as possible

 

http://community.playstarbound.com/index.php?resources/horseless-glitch-computer-ai.2167/ its an improvement sadly we have to risk data corruption for it.