Chat Hels Chatroom IV: Helen High Water

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Supposedly there's a .22LR machinepistol variant of it
And Jimlad is right. You stay clean now, and we'll have no reason to grab the guns...

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I'd ask you to paint my nails but it'd look a bit weird in public.
For some reason girls often asked me if they could paint my nails in high school. Whether it was serious or to make fun of my long hair, I don't know.

 

Well, to be fair, there's a .22 version of pretty much everything. Even the Gatling Gun:


EDIT: Had the wrong video.

 

So? I had steak a couple times in my life already, doesn't stop me from wanting another

 

School has started, now I want to die some more.

 

Luckily, I have another week before I'm going to have to start finding creative ways to make people's untimely deaths by electrocution look like accidents.

 

This thread needs more mariachi music I say.

 

I volunteer as first victim person to know of how your day went.

 

I have about two days before I start enacting my plans on how to kill everyone in the slowest, most painful, and most interesting ways possible.

With any luck, this will be a fun D&D game.

I have a system in mind, Fate Cards, with random effects based on the gods of the Elder Scrolls. It took me awhile to figure out what Sanguine's should be, but I think I found a fitting card for him.
Unlimited Bottle Works.
Bottles appear in your hands as often as needed, you can drink them for bonuses, use them as weapons, throw them and ignite the alcohol; what do you do in a battle when you have access to infinite alcohol? (You'll also get a good bonus if you can, on the fly, make up a variant of archer's chant for this situation.)
This card is my favorite.
Sadly, this won't come up on the first session, but I can dream.

 

But why would I do that to you? You're a nice guy, not a walking, talking waste of biological matter.

I um, was talking about real life electrocution of s****y class mates, not aboutSounds like a fun D&D match, but okay.

 

I think I qualify as one of those That's nice...

 

Uuuuh, I do NOT volunteer for your "experiments"
I've got till Monday...
Nirn all, how be everyone?

 

No you do not qualify as one of those.

*holds two wires together, making sparks jump between them*
Are you quite sure? It could be...
*slightly maniacal chuckle*
...fun...

 

Well why not? Name eight reasons! Or how many you have.

 

Good afternirn people, how is everybody?

 

After the nirn comes... the twinirn.

Henlo. I'm doing ok, Flooferpaw. And I actually mean it today.

 

I will never not love this gif

This is nice to hear!