Chat Hels Chatroom IV: Helen High Water

Here is a song. A song I am totally not going to dedicate to Hel anything. Just kidding, I will.

 

Aahhh, okay.

For science tho:

The process of giving up the mortal coil isn't pleasant.

However, a dead person has no dialogue options.

 

They do if you're a necromancer. And no, we're not all evil!

 

How big is your army?!

 

Seems like a valid question...

My army, however... just me.

 

Good thinking, Cupcake. I guess I should give quitting another shot.

 

Um, about 10 billion human corpses. Also the longer the war goes on, the more soldiers I get! After I take over the world though the will all become farmers and workers.

 

This is why necromancers are superior to everything.

 

That... does not seem like an efficient system...

You're killing everyone, causing as much distress as possible by then sending the dead back at the living, all in order to send us back to the dark ages, and possibly with no way forward. (I mean, you're sending the undead to FARM! They don't even need food, the only reason to do that would be to keep them too busy to try to actually advance in any way!)

 

I will make the world perfect, a utopia where no one has to work. And eventually, one way or the other, everyone will help me.

No, I'll only kill however many are necessary to attain world domination, then send the undead to farm for the living.

 

To be honest, I've dealt with German bureaucracy so much, rotting zombies processing my papers would actually be an improvement.

 

I'll probably get skeletons to do that job, because, you know, they don't stink, as bad.

 

You know that unique smell that public offices have? Like, courts and the DMV? I hate it. I hate it with every fiber of my being. The only thing I hate more are furniture stores.
I guess I am pretty good at hating stuff.

 

Yes, let the hate flow through you, feel the power of the Dark side!

 

I heard the dark side has cookies.

 

You're welcome to hate everything with me.

 

Yep, and cool capes. Plus if you're a member for three weeks, you get dental!

 

Yo Meta-chan, they're playing our song!