Hello. Im a Bandit.

Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself!' started by xM4NT!5x, Jan 8, 2013.

  1. xM4NT!5x

    xM4NT!5x Aquatic Astronaut

    My name is Mantis, and you shall come to fear it. I am going to hassle, murder, steal, grief, assasinate, destroy, nuke, trick, sabotage, trap, loot, spy and annhilate everything in the galaxy. i may become a mercenary every now and again but other wise ill travel lonewolf. [unless with other evil geniuses and terrorists such as myself]

    Enjoy your starbound life. While it exists.

    Mantis, out.
     
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  2. iownamilkbone

    iownamilkbone Gotta Catch 'em All! Mk.2

  3. Alanzer-DNA

    Alanzer-DNA Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    You... er... Welcome to the forums! I guess :cautious:
    But I'm afraid I won't let you do all that as long as I have lasers to pew-pew-pew and swords to swing!
     
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  4. Mercenary? You're hired.
     
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  5. xM4NT!5x

    xM4NT!5x Aquatic Astronaut

    thankyou sir.
     
  6. The Demon of Borders

    The Demon of Borders King Homestuck 4.13

    Mercenaries are nothing to us pirates!
     
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  7. xM4NT!5x

    xM4NT!5x Aquatic Astronaut

    Im not an evil person.

    Its just business.
     
  8. Do not try fate.
     
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  9. The Demon of Borders

    The Demon of Borders King Homestuck 4.13

    Fate shmate.
     
  10. xM4NT!5x

    xM4NT!5x Aquatic Astronaut

    Mercenarys to Pirates is like Gods to ants.
    Not only do we statisticly inflict more deaths but we also gain more loot.
    also: batman

    your argument is now invalid
     
  11. The Demon of Borders

    The Demon of Borders King Homestuck 4.13

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  12. I get twenty percent of all loot.
     
  13. xM4NT!5x

    xM4NT!5x Aquatic Astronaut

    sounds like a fair bargain. is this permenant employment?
     
  14. ziberoo

    ziberoo Spaceman Spiff

    Pirates can 'loot' £2000 worth of software in five seconds at best. Mervanaries rely on soneone to kill - the pirates only weakness is communism.

    So to you good sir, I say:
    Statistics shmistics.
    ((godamn phone stopping me from quoting...))
     
  15. xM4NT!5x

    xM4NT!5x Aquatic Astronaut

    The ironic thing is, you have to beg, to disagree. beg.
     
  16. The Demon of Borders

    The Demon of Borders King Homestuck 4.13

    The same as you need statistics to intimidate people.
     
  17. xM4NT!5x

    xM4NT!5x Aquatic Astronaut

    Assasins rely on 1 persont to kill. during missions mercenarys will still loot plus they're getting paid to do it.
    shaken,
    not stirred.
     
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  18. Yes. Permanent employment. But we're one of those 'righteous' Mercenary teams. We don't work for people who go against our ideals. Yes, we have ideals.

    And yes, we do have a few assassins floating around somewhere. And a few pirates.

    Technically, since Mercenaries are just people fighting for pay, any pirates who work for us are also Mercenaries. Privateers are mercenaries.
     
  19. xM4NT!5x

    xM4NT!5x Aquatic Astronaut

    that goes well enough with me. whats the clan called? mercenaries?
     
  20. I don't have a clan. I am just the literal Merc Lord. All mercenaries are employed by me. Even the mercenary clans. They just don't know it.
     
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