Famous Last Words (Game)

lol

"That's it, you're on keter duty"

 

*Shudders*
I remember that......
Although the last words were then closer to "AH! NO NO NO STOP STOP STOP NOOooooooooo...."

 

"Wait a minute, this isn't toothpaste! This is thermite!" In reference to some dumb thing I said today.

 

"We don't need to sweep for mines."
"My head, it can catch the bullets!"
"AAAAHHHHH!"

 

"Watch out, SCP-096 is here!"

 

"Ohmygawd! Ohmygawd! Ohmygawd! Starbound has an update queued up! No wait stooop!"
-Me, glancing at steam when starting another game

EDIT: Let me give you a real "famous last words"
/Me Wilhelm Screams

 

"What? Are they using landmines for frisbees? That'll never work in combat!"

 

"Bungee-jumping is safe, trust me..."
"I'll be back!"
"NO! This waffle is mine!"

 

I have a couple of ideas for my last words...

• "Remember me!"
• "Damn, I have an appointment tomorrow!"
• "Doubt my insurance covers wounds that deep"

 

"Saving game..."

The immense joy of quicksaving a game the frame right before you get killed.

 

You mean immense horror? If you quicksaved the frame before you die then that save is going to load you at the end of someone's sword.

 

That was sarcasm

 

Doesn't have to be, some games despawn enemies after loading. So you could save yourself at the last moment. In that case, immense joy it is ^-^

 

what about games that dont

 

then you're just screwed

 

Guys, this is a last words threads.
((Both lasts words and a reminder from those looks))
"I will be your teacher."

 

"Darling, I'm home!"
"You shouldn't smoke near gas station..."
"I'm glad that Slenderman is just fictional character."

 

"Yeaaah, totally not buying that..."
"Did we win?"
"That's not how it works, look."

 

"Do I look like a cheater?"
"Canned soup... looks edible."
"I just want to be your friend."

 

"The guy said it's around here..."
"Honey, why is the boiler making those sounds?"