"Oh my...! That's a cute little puppy!" "I'll just smoke one more cigarette and then return to home." "I can say it aloud! Our boss is idiot!" "Some exercise doesn't hurt anyone..." "Good thing is that those lions are behind this fence..."
"Are you trying to scare me?" "Wow... it's pretty high building..." "Look! UFO on the sky!" "We've come in peace!" "I don't owe you nothing."
"Who turned the lights off?" "Oh look, a completely out-of-place treasure chest!" "You don't stand a chance against me - " *gets shot mid-sentence* "Hmmm, I wonder what that giant falling rock could be" (Pre-1.3, when there was gravity in asteroid fields) *slips off an asteroid and keeps falling* "I wonder when the asteroid field ends, I'll beam to my ship as soon as anything happens" *Plummets into a bottomless void, dies and loses all their stuff* (this actually happened to me once, I rage-quit Starbound and didn't get back on for a few months ) (I couldn't be bothered reading 12 pages of "last words" messages, so please excuse me if I accidentally repeated one of your own phrases)
"Okay men, we've been sent to eliminate a hostile base, I'm your commanding officer for the mission."