Fake news to keep us occupied

This is simultaneously the best and worse case scenario for me.

Well, sure, it's the only platform with BLAST PROCESSING on the market right now.

 

These forums are simply a social experiment to see what happens when you keep people waiting.

The real game Starbound is being developed by EA will cost £60 and will require an internet connection... Plus micro-payments to allow players to buy and upgrade bigger and better gear.

 

I'd rather not add false speculation out of fear that someone will take it for fact .-.

 

This is the best one yet.

 

Game confirmed to be a Space ship Simulator called; SIMBOUND SPACE SHIP SIMULATOR 2097

 

It was announced that the Hylotl will be entirely replaced by the Novakids due to a lack of interest in their fishyness.

 

Well Bart utterly failed to make nametags appear above players in multiplayer.
Wait, this that fake news?

 

Starbound on Psvita... AWEEEEEEEEE YEAAAAAAAAAA

 

It has been confirmed the game is actually a gif of a child riding one of those rockets with a spring attached to it that rocks back and forth.

 

That would be awesome. 1 like received

Chucklefish went bankrupt and was bought by EA, where it was made into Call of starbound

 

No no. It's Battlefied: Bound Company

 

I would totally play this.

 

Starfield 5: modern bounding

 

Simcity: Bound to the stars DLC

 

I allmost fell out of my chair laughing!

 

The cake is true!

 

As it turns out, 'Starbound' Is just a place in all of our hearts where we can explore the 'worlds' of each others good will and capture the 'procedurally generated monsters' of wandering fear.

 

Starbound is now a motivational tape given to depressed children, The tape includes songs such as: Bound your way to happiness, Always Reach for the stars And That hylotl dont have shit on you.

 

Starbound has just sold 100,000,000 copies! As reward, everyone who pre-ordered may design a hat for the game!

 

Starbound is a well known remedy for the common cold.