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Fake news to keep us occupied

Discussion in 'Starbound Discussion' started by Attack_Fish, Oct 14, 2012.

  1. Omega Shadowcry

    Omega Shadowcry Cosmic Narwhal

    In other words, no game for the masses, because...
    Valve cannot count to three.
     
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  2. MaceToTheEyes

    MaceToTheEyes Astral Cartographer

    The fourth stretch goal will entirely revamp combat and feature a turn-based method.
     
  3. 0ptimistPrime

    0ptimistPrime Big Damn Hero

    The game is now a desktop theme
     
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  4. Omega Shadowcry

    Omega Shadowcry Cosmic Narwhal

    Mecha battles in space are now confirmed.

    And you get to fight Giant Demon Dragon Abomination things with said mechas.
     
  5. Voyager

    Voyager Spaceman Spiff

    The next stretch goal is planetary bombardment.
    Wipe out aliens!
     
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  6. Omega Shadowcry

    Omega Shadowcry Cosmic Narwhal

    Accidentally click on your home planet!
    Wait a minute... $#*%, NO!
     
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  7. warcore

    warcore Existential Complex

    tiy has said that starbound will be released at the beginning of next year
    someone kept annoying him asking what the year was and tiy said the year was 2011
    everyone::zzz:
     
  8. 0ptimistPrime

    0ptimistPrime Big Damn Hero

    Tiy just tweeted due to 3rd world problems, he sent every single beta and full game to africa
     
  9. 0ptimistPrime

    0ptimistPrime Big Damn Hero

    I RESSURECT THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
     
  10. Zenuel

    Zenuel Cosmic Narwhal

    [​IMG]
     
  11. iKensakuT

    iKensakuT Void-Bound Voyager

    Mother of god.
    + If they put it on origin...... Wow.
     
  12. Terran

    Terran Subatomic Cosmonaut

    Just heard that Starbound got sued by Bethesta for using the word "Star".
     
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  13. 0ptimistPrime

    0ptimistPrime Big Damn Hero

    I am a mighty necromancer. deep from the bowels of the internet. I raise threads from the dead.
     
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  14. Bandethor

    Bandethor Pangalactic Porcupine

    lmao that is great never seen that one before
     
  15. Fox Soul

    Fox Soul Aquatic Astronaut

    Found a picture of a space battle boss.
    [​IMG]
     
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  16. Cosmin Negoita

    Cosmin Negoita Phantasmal Quasar

    A bird told me that the fake news around here are actually true, but they're called "fake" because Chucklefish don't want people to get overexcited.
     
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  17. Spellpawn9

    Spellpawn9 Void-Bound Voyager

    Thanks to a mysterious information leak, it turns out that Chucklefish is actually a highly developed A.I and every Chucklefish game was a scam slowly draining money out of your bank account. In other related news, EA have bought the rights to Starbound. Let's hope the AI manages to make EA go bust.
     
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  18. Miss Andry

    Miss Andry Cosmic Narwhal

    They're renaming the game called Buttsbound, and its about exploring butts and fighting evil butts while getting good butts to be on your side to fight the bad butts.
     
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  19. Zenuel

    Zenuel Cosmic Narwhal

    All the music in the game is now completely randomly generated, no artists involved, just random computer sounds to help you settle in to the random universe at your fingertips.
     
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  20. Attack_Fish

    Attack_Fish Phantasmal Quasar

    The game is now a nice handwritten letter from the Dev's saying what good boys and girls we all are.
    Copies are being mailed as we speak!
     
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