Defend Yourself!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by TheUberCannon, Mar 2, 2016.

  1. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    What's wrong with that?

    The NP has something against normal people.
     
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  2. Marco93

    Marco93 Star Wrangler

    Of course I have! How can you describe someone as "normal"?

    NP is normal.
     
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  3. BloodyFingers

    BloodyFingers The End of Time

    well, you're wrong. Dead wrong.

    The next poster denies global warming is a thing.
     
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  4. Marco93

    Marco93 Star Wrangler

    Why is snowing in summer?

    NP is a talking head.
     
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  5. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Well technically.

    NP is a wizard
     
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  6. Marco93

    Marco93 Star Wrangler

    "... Yer a wizard" "really?" "No".
    You made me believe it.

    NP loves Dolores Humbridge.
     
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  7. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    SHE LOVES CATS SO I LOVER HER

    NP is a dog person
     
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  8. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    I actually love sneks much much more!

    NP is a hot Jew.
     
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  9. SivCorp

    SivCorp Parsec Taste Tester

    - who knows jujitsu ;)

    NP never had a fresh squeaky cheese curd.
     
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  10. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    I would have but a giant spider attacked me!

    NP is from Pleasure Island.
     
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  11. not an eldritch beast

    not an eldritch beast Aquatic Astronaut

    No, I'm from pain Island or was it pleasure island? who cares pleasure and pain are all the same

    NP loves horses
     
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  12. Marco93

    Marco93 Star Wrangler

    Well, have you ever tried them with some nuts and parsley? It's pretty good.

    NP is allergic to parsley.
     
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  13. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I prefer purrsley

    NP is a heathen
     
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  14. Marco93

    Marco93 Star Wrangler

    Actually I'm a heather.

    NP practices human sacrifice.
     
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  15. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Well how else am I supposed to get ultimate power?

    NP is magic shaming me
     
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  16. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    I'm not shaming your magic, just your use of it.

    NP is too spicy!
     
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  17. Chir

    Chir Pangalactic Porcupine

    I mean, maybe if you remove the sp.

    NP hates everything.
     
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  18. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I don't hate everything, I just love nothing

    NP loves everything
     
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  19. not an eldritch beast

    not an eldritch beast Aquatic Astronaut

    how can I love everything if its all just acomputer simulation, can you love electrodes sent to you're brain?

    Np is not real
     
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  20. Tela The Floran

    Tela The Floran Aquatic Astronaut

    Yes I am! I checked this morning! Of course I'm real! >.<

    NP likes to watch Star Vs. The Forces of Evil while dressed like Marilyn Monroe
     
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