Defend Yourself!

I've always been more of a WoD/Shadowrun guy, so...

The next poster is a buzzkill.

 

<insert gif of Joker using joybuzzer to kill person> HAHAHAHAHAHA!

NP is the Batman.

 

The next poster can't pose fabulously.

 

You're so wrong.



The next poster can't dance.

 

Because my father was killed by dancing!

I accuse the NP for not loving life enough!

 

Well, the world is shit as always.
I accuse the NP of having sexual attraction to cabbage.

 

They're so round and crisp and... NO I DON'T!

NP has never seen the Marvellous Breadfish.

 

Thinking about it makes me hungry and I'm on a diet

NP is trying to break my diet

 

But the candy is so good.
The np killed the friendly cursed cultist.

 

I wouldn't call people who try to murder a town friendly

NP is mafia

 

But how can I be mafia if I'm on the mountains of madness?

I accuse Np of being an eldritch beast (which I am certainly not)

 

Why would I invoke eldritch beasts if I was one? #FACTCHECKED

NP is a filthy muggle

 

At least muggles has internet!

NP is an archaeologist

 

That's not the type of bone I'm looking for

Do me a favour and get me those chicken bones

 

No. Get yourself your own chicken bones, you lazy bum.
The NP is spreading weird rumors in case they become true.

 

You mean Shia Leboef hasn't won the oscar for best actor?

The next poster won't share their cookies with me.

 

Of course I won't, the cookies are are belong to us

NP can't conquer any base.

 

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

Np doesn't get the reference

 

I actually do.

The NP hasn't had their 30th birthday yet.

 

Hah! Well, I'm that old. So Joke's... *sniff* j-joke's on *sniff*'s on m-me... ;_;

The next poster is a filthy normie.