Defend Yourself!

*meows* n-no I don't.

The next poster stole my gift card for my favorite chinese restaurant.

 

What can I say, I love me some stir-fry.

The next poster gave everyone food poisoning!

 

Hey! How come you guys get food?

NP ignores my edit.

 

You can't ignore what you didn't see.

The next poster made me fail at stealth.

 

Sorry, I rolled a critical success on my perception check.

The next poster didn't finish their food.

 

What, you expect me to eat a whole planet?

I accuse np of being annoyed that I tried to revive a thread.

 

I agree

 

...Ouch.

Well, hate to be "that guy", but I'm going to keep this thread available, just so that no one expressively feels like they've killed the thread.

I accuse NP of posting.​

 

HA! I've posted! What do you do now?

The NP is Devil himself.

 

But I swear I'm not the devil,
Though you think I am.
I swear I'm not the devil

And I scream,
I swear I'm not the devil.
Though you think I am.
I swear I'm not the devil.

The next poster is a shitposter.

 

I'm not a civil agreement of local fauna and NASA's collection of crimson shitposts.

The NP hates me.

 

I don't hate you, I hate everyone.

The NP has horrible tastes in music.

 

Simce when liking Jazz and R&B is considered bad taste?

The next poster doesn't understand my feelings.

 

Robots have feelings!? *barricades door*

The next poster didn't give me a small loan of a million dollars.

 

Of course I didn't, I only deal in dank memes, firearms, gold, and weapons of mass distruction.

The np never wants to be told the odds.

 

What are they? Wait, don't tell me!

The NP likes Donald Trump.

 

He's a veritable meme lodestone.

The next poster can't ride a bicycle.

 

You didn't have to say it...

NP is a brony

 

You mispelled "brownie". Also, that's racist.

The next poster is white.

 

Yup. A mysogonistic white male posessed by both Hitler and the devil himself.

The next poster is blue.