I'm sorry I was too busy playing with my new matter manipulator, The np robbed my base of my secrets to tech development
How dare you call my tech bad! I make top of the lone tech including quintuple jump? Np stole my matter manipulator
No, I'm not stubborn! I refuse to believe it! Also, Jilly you're not actually playing the game. Please post your silly quips somewhere appropriate. Next Poster! Did you steal the cookie from the cookie jar?
Nonsense! I sent the dogs! The np is not playing the game right! Edit( to satisfy the np) to play, defend yourself from the accuser, and accuse the np!
eh, you're right. but its the np's fault for not telling me how to play the game. They should have travelled back in time and told me how to play in the first place.
That's absurd. I will see you in court, mate! *shows up for trial* Next poster didn't even realise he was ninja'd
*Jumps out of the rafters* Aha! Wait hold on... *Checks watch* seven and a half hours? Well, I'm late to the party. The NP messed with my schedule!
No, no, no, absolutely not. You should be here in nine in the morning and now is six minutes after tenth! The confernce just ended! YOU ARE FIRED!! The NP hate light.