Defend Yourself!

i can't stand seeing any animal in pain... but i still hate pets

NP sucks

 

No I swallow

NP swallows

 

yes, I swallow food

NP is stupid

 

No, i not be stupid

NP has a water bucket

 

and?

NP just crapped all over the place

 

No, I didn't.

*throws diapers away discreetly*

Next poster won't stop ninja-ing me.

 

well, it's your fault that you don't refresh b4 u post

NP fails

 

at what?

NP does stuff

 

pls elaborate.
Or is the news headline tomorrow going to be "robot arrested for doing stuff"?

Next poster didn't save the cheerleader.

 

I wanted her spot on the cheer team... by any means possible

NP doesn't watch Ru Paul's Drag Race

 

Guilty as charged.

The np ninjas me

 

What? Three hours later? Hell no.

Np stole the declaration of Independence.

 

I didn't know it was copywrited!

The np drinks strawberry milk.

 

Nah, that's blood, not strawberries.

The NP left a dead body in my fridge.

 

It would've been cruel if I just shoved a living ox in there, right? Normally you slaughter it first, then store pieces of it in the fridge...

The next poster spared the rod and spoiled the child.

 

I have no child...
The np killed my father!

 

No, Jake. *I* am your father!

The next poster didn't join me in defeating the emperor.

 

Yes, I won't be joining you to defeat myself.

The NP stole my UNLIMITED POWAH!

 

Oh, you want it back? Here you go with lightning. Zap

The np killed my fish.

 

It was a mighty fighter though, almost broke my fishing rod!

The next poster sells cheap stamped-steel katanas as genuine katanas.