Defend Yourself!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by TheUberCannon, Mar 2, 2016.

  1. I_am_the_Storm

    I_am_the_Storm Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Someone must do it, no?

    The NP posts are complete nonsense.
     
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  2. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    Not my fault if people interpret sense into them.

    The next poster dabs.
     
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  3. I_am_the_Storm

    I_am_the_Storm Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I prefer pogo.

    The NP browse Chucklefish Forums all day and night.
     
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  4. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    I sleep occasionally.

    The next poster thinks paratroopers are better than anyone else.
     
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  5. I_am_the_Storm

    I_am_the_Storm Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    They are. Fear from malfunctioning parachute can handle only paratroopers.

    The NP is paratrooper.
     
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  6. BloodyFingers

    BloodyFingers The End of Time

    Wrong. I'm an ODST. I don't need no parachute. I come in hot from exosphere.

    The next poster is a grommet.
     
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  7. Nexus Of Chaos

    Nexus Of Chaos Parsec Taste Tester

    How can i be a grommet if i don't even know what it is?

    the NP killed my Starbound colony!
     
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  8. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    It was in the way of the parking lot I need to park all these RVs I keep finding.

    The next poster ate all the onions.
     
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  9. Nexus Of Chaos

    Nexus Of Chaos Parsec Taste Tester

    I hate onions
    the NP stole my lunch money for onions!
     
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  10. Roland Weiss

    Roland Weiss Tiy's Beard

    Indeed, I had to replace the onions you threw out while they were still good, of course you get to pay for them!

    The NP doesn't realize there is no savoury dish that cannot be improved with the application of onions.
     
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  11. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    I'm personally more of a fan of spring onions and garlic.

    The next poster makes me listen to the same 20 songs all over again.
     
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  12. Nexus Of Chaos

    Nexus Of Chaos Parsec Taste Tester

    When would I do that? Ask my brother about that

    The NP stole my keyboard!
     
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  13. I_am_the_Storm

    I_am_the_Storm Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Application 'Stolen_Keyboard.exe' is not responding. |Wait for response| |Go to jail| |Admit crime and apologize|

    The NP thinks I am a criminal.
     
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  14. Jake9039

    Jake9039 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Well, you stolemywords, so...

    The np rides the leviathan from the book series leviathan.
     
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  15. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    Well, cars are too expensive.

    The next poster stole my box.
     
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  16. Jake9039

    Jake9039 Pangalactic Porcupine

    No.. you are in your box!

    The np ate my homework
     
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  17. Dipdoo

    Dipdoo Existential Complex

    That's how I learn, eat the equation to understand the equation!

    The next poster put too much sauce on the pasta.
     
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  18. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Guilty as charged, I'm taking you down to flavortown.

    Np is pn backwards
     
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  19. Nexus Of Chaos

    Nexus Of Chaos Parsec Taste Tester

    nice try, but I'm NexusTheBrony

    the Np killed my cat!
     
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  20. Witch Cat

    Witch Cat Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Relax he has 9 lives

    NP is an animal abuser
     
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