Defend Yourself!

Awww no! Pepperoni all...The...WAAAAAYYY!!!!!

NP is a Vegan! The inhumanity!!

 

How can I be vegan if eating broccoli could kill me?

NP wants to kill me by feeding me veggies

 

Well, green potatoes would only kill if you didn't spit them back out.

The next poster didn't cry out with a rebel yell.

 

Of course not! Have you heard it? It sounds weird!

The NP is rebel scum!

 

More, more, more! I need more resistance members at this midnight hour.

The next poster calls snow piled on the side of the road an annoyance when it's clearly a safety-pile for when you slip.

 

It has been 41 years since the last time Curitiba saw a single snowflake. I have no idea what you're talking about.

The next poster stole the plans to the Death Star.

 

The torrent just looked too juicy.

The next poster came from Alabama with a banjo on their knee.

 

Excuse me, but I'm from Texas.

The np was Santa Ana's right-hand man.

 

I don't know what you're talking about...
The NP spawned a god of Rule 34 by watching too much porn.

 

Hey man... I get a little lonely, ok?

NP is kink shaming me

 

You're making it so easy tho.

The next poster is a witch/wizard.

 

There is literally no way for me to defend myself

NP is a weeb

 

Maybe, but your waifu is shit.

The NP has sullied their hands with filthy parchments of heresy.

 

I shall sacrifice anything to achieve my true power

NP has unrealistic proportions

 

I didn't choose having such a large member.

The next poster keeps bodyshaming people.

 

You're just too big

NP keeps making sexual innuendos

 

I don't! I don't want to dig myself in that hole.

NP hates the divine liquid!

 

It's only because I don't have shit taste

NP is a dirty cow nut lover

 

Check your feline privilege.

The NP hasn't checked their privilege.

 

*edge mode activate*

Kek... but how can I check something that doesn't exist?

*walks away in trench coat*

NP isn't being logical