Corrupt a wish V.2

Granted. It's a new and fresh hard cover of a book you've already read.

I wish for a song to be made that exactly suits my tastes.

 

Granted, but every time you play it you have to pay 2$ in royalties.

I wish for exactly one pea.

 

Granted, but it's stuck under your mattress.

I wish for a giant slug.

 

Granted. It eats you.

I wish to have enough money to pay the $2 royalty fee.

 

Granted, but the resulting inflation due to the sudden influx of extra money makes your country go through a severe economic crisis that culminates in ethnic and political tensions and civil war.

I wish my neighbours were quiet for once.

 

Granted, it's cold.

I wish I was better at Krav Maga.

 

granted. you crave magnets.

I wish to have the ability to freely shift between avali, human, and felin forms!

 

Granted, but you get stuck somewhere in the middle. *Shudder*

I wish I could unsee that horror.

 

granted. but you join my party. you have to see it now.

for my, and everybody else's, sake, I wish to un-monstrosity myself. Pick a form and stay in it!

 

Granted, it's the plushy form.

I wish for a tube of wasabi.

 

granted. It's uber-uber-uber-uber wasabi. FIOOM!

I wish for a more mobile form.,

 

Granted, you're now sitting on a RC car.

I wish for a bowl of ramen to use my wasabi on.

 

granted. It's plague knight's. KABOOM! I have the one that turns me back into an avali.

I wish for a trip to scuttle town!

 

Granted, first stop..EXPLOSIONS!!!


I wish for a new invention...GATOR BALL!

 

Granted, and it's made from real gators. They do not approve of this, as one might imagine.

The gators have taken over Jacksonville! I wish for a anti-gator device!

 

(was I on risky's ship?)

(sorry about the error)

 

Granted. The anti-gator device makes everything around it unbelievably hot, it's more of an anti-everything device.

I wish for more missiles on my attack helicopters, Abaddon and his zombies need some proper point blank annihilation.

 

(look up, man)