Granted, but the Moogle joins the Mafia and performs a hit on you. (Thanks for clearing it up) I want a jar of perfectly good mayonnaise.
Granted, but even the jar is so perfect it's seamless, unopenable and unbreakable. I wish my avatar birb can come to life and be my familiar friend.
Granted. However, he dies within a week due to ceiling fans. If I can't have a moogle... I wish to BE a Moogle!
Granted, you are the worst possible moogle and your existence is agony. I wish I was a fish, and once I become a fish, I fell on the ground and flopped around on the ground for a bit before finding I river that leads to the ocean.
Granted but you have heat stroke and die because its summer I wish the eggplant emoji was replaced with a cuccumber emoji
Granted but people do weird, unspeakable things with the cucumber. I wish I was a ghoul from ghoul Tokyo in america.
Granted. But what flavor? PIE FLAVOR! (beooow!) I wish for a wish to be expended later, with no chance of failure.
Granted but because you are used to weak noodle arms you break alot of things and accidently break peoples backs when hugging them (YOU MURDERER) I wish people would not doubt that I am tottaly a normal flesh being
Granted. It has no ammo. What? You wanted a loaded one? I wish for a nail sword, like the one my profile pic has.
Granted. Do I need to explain why this is a horrible idea? Because this is a horrible idea. Your katana-flail cuts all your limbs off. I wish for a space ship legally given to me, along with a pilot's licence, training, crew, and completely functional systems.
Granted. However, your pilot has a curse that causes any vehicle he operates to break irreparably. I wish for a drink.