Corrupt a wish V.2

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Firepaw Da Cat, Dec 15, 2015.

  1. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted! However it was rushed. And so it was buggy, and broken.

    I wish for a cooling EPP, Or a more habitable planet, whichever works.

    (Just a question, was your last wish for Your universe or Tela's universe?)
     
  2. Tela The Floran

    Tela The Floran Aquatic Astronaut

    Dangit. LOL. I guess it's back to Terraria for me on the PS4. :C

    Granted. It arrives in 15 little pieces, rendering it completely nonoperational and useless.

    (Hmmm, never gave that much thought actually. I just assumed you appeared next to her as an NPC in my game! I will need to think about what her universe is like now that she is pretty much my OC/persona c: )
     
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  3. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    ERROR! No WISH! DEFAULTING TO: BANANAS.
    You got 5,000 bananas for no reason.

    I wish for an EPP construction instruction manual.

    (I asked if the Bunnygirls are in Tela's 'Verse of your 'verse.)
     
  4. Tela The Floran

    Tela The Floran Aquatic Astronaut

    NOOO! Sorry.

    Granted. It's in Cantonese. I hope you've been studying!

    I wish all these fucking bananas were gone... >.>

    (Nope c: I just really like bunny girls. Seeing as how there is a Bunnykin mod, having bunny girls in this universe wouldn't be too much of a stretch since I already have the mod downloaded! LOL! )
     
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  5. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted. Instead, you have Apples!

    I wish for a proper manual!

    (Oooh, I have SBG (With it's Lunarians) and Viera too.)
     
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  6. not an eldritch beast

    not an eldritch beast Aquatic Astronaut

    granted but its poorly written and in spanish

    I wish this bunny thats holding me hostage would run away
     
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  7. Tela The Floran

    Tela The Floran Aquatic Astronaut

    Granted. A gorilla takes over for her.

    I wish The Emoji Movie was actually a good movie.
     
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  8. not an eldritch beast

    not an eldritch beast Aquatic Astronaut

    granted but patrick stewart is no longer in it

    I wish Sinbad starred in a movie called shazzam and played a genie
     
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  9. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    Granted, but it's a terrible movie.

    I wish I had proper arms.
     
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  10. not an eldritch beast

    not an eldritch beast Aquatic Astronaut

    Granted but now they look out of place and people will point and laugh

    I wish i was an eldritch being
     
  11. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    Granted, but you are now Cthulu's bitch slave

    I wish had a gun.
     
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  12. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted! However, I "borrow" it first, to shot you with. Does giving it to you posthumously count?

    I wish for the moogle-iest moogle that ever moogled!
     
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  13. Firebird Zoom

    Firebird Zoom Oxygen Tank

    Granted, but his "kupo"s drive you insane.

    I wish for power.
     
  14. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted. But it overloads you and you either explode or just poof into nothingness.

    I wish for a less noisy Moogle.
     
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  15. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    Granted, it makes no noise. Because it's dead.

    I wish for three hands in a plastic bag.
     
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  16. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    ...Granted..? They are living hands that do not like you, and strangle you to death.

    I wish for a regular, living moogle who is perfectly happy to be friends with me.
     
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  17. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    Granted, but the Moogle likes playing outside too much and gets skin cancer.

    I want a tiny fez that sits on my head precariously.
     
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  18. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted. However, teh Fez Police arrest you.
    (Really? Moogles have fur.)
    I wish for an SCP. Just any one will do.
     
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  19. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    Granted, but then there's a containment breach.
    (does SCP = Secure containment prison? Also I don't really know what moogles are... I'm guessing your avi)

    I want a breadfish.
     
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  20. voiditect

    voiditect Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    Granted. Fish. Made out of stale bread. What did you want?
    (SCP= Secure, Contain, Protect/Special Containment Protocols Just look on the SCP website. Also yes.)

    I wish for a better moogle, one that won't mysteriously get skin cancer after staying outside too long. (They have FUR! They do not GET SUNBURNS!)
     
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