Clan Infinity: MS Paint is all you need.

As far as I know there are 5 main endings and 20 joke endings. The joke endings are basically just a black screen, a text box and a hilariously fast credits roll. You can just reload your save once you're back inh the main menu.
The game is very worth it IMO if you like spectacle fighters, shmups and excellent writing.

 

WAIT, IT'S ALREADY NIGHT?!

 

ye boi

 

*Looks at clock that says 28PM* Boi those nights sure come quick in these winter times huh.

 

You mean Ainsley isn't a character dreamt up by PEWDIEPIE!?

Also more comic because why not.

 

Actually our king and leader Pewdiepie was imagined by Ainsley Harriott himself while he was jerking that chicken

 

i'm enjoying it a hell of a lot right now.

 

Sounds good. I'll take a look and see if it is worth all that hype.

 

Oh, btw, Switch games taste bitter, a lot.

 

Anti-accidental-consumption measure.
Basically, they don't want to kill children but why does everyone immediately put a game in their mouth? When it came out my twitter feed was swarmed with people disgusted with the taste. I even saw news stories.

 

Please look up videos on youtubes for people trying to taste it and immediately regrets the decision.

It was a trend in the US a while back.

 

The real question is this, why did you really by the switch? To play a game, or to see if the games really are as bitter as others suggest?

 

Whom'st'd'ven'tbat:

 

It was not intended and it was unexpected. When I saw people tasting the switch games, I thought they were joking. I mean, I thought it would taste like regular plastic that has almost no taste, but nope, the switch games has something that makes them bitter as fuck. I didn't want to taste it, honestly, I wanted to play zelda asap, but I took a picture (because a friend couldn't believe me when i told him I got the switch) holding the switch and so, and I put the game on my lips, after I took the pic, my lips tasted bitter, a lot.

 

You can buy a spray, normally used for dogs I think, that 'discourages' chewing on items by making them taste that way. My guess is something like that got applied to all of those games. The spray usually had mixed results as some dogs end up liking that taste though I think this is the first time it backfired so spectacularly.

 

Best boy

 

Twitch is streaming the entire Power Rangers series right now and it's so 90s it's hilarious