Can you do me a favour?

I would, but the doc already told you not to ride it indoors.

Do me a favor and confuse yourself.

 

I would, but I am of unusually sound mind today.

Do me a favour and tell me next week's lottery numbers.

 

I would, but I'm afraid Marty and Doc will stop me.

Do me a favor and give me bread.

 

I would, but then I'd go hungry, which would cause me to eat my neighbour's parrot.

Do me a favour and tell me a sweet lie.

 

I would, but if I did you'd know it was a lie, and you'd figure out the truth of the pyramids.

Now, would you kindly head over to Ryan's office and kill the son of a b*tch?

 

I would, if that control phrase actually worked on me.

Do me a favour and plug the leaks? Who's dumb idea was it build a city at the bottom of the ocean, anyways?

 

Hey, I just really really like tuna sandwiches.

Do me a favour and fix my memory and reading comprehension.

 

Erm, I think you mixed this up with the 'defend yourself' thread.

 

You're correct. I'll edit this right away. My apologies for any inconveniences.

EDIT: Fixed. Again, I'm sorry.

 

I would, but I keep forgetting about it.

Do me a favour and get the door.

 

I would, but the last time I cooked for someone they pledged their undying allegiance to me and you surely don't want to do that.

Do me a favour and make me feel accepted.

 

I would, but you've never existed.

Do me a favour and murder me.

 

I would, but I just got up and feel kinda lazy.

Do me a favour and show me your warface.

 

I would, but I'm not very aggressive....until you push a button, then I'll beat you into the floor.

Do me a favour and avoid my buttons.

 

I would but I want to see your warface.

That aside though, do me a favour and bring common sense back into politics.

 

I would, but then I would disappear

Do me a favour, and don't see my warface.

 

I would, but I'm picturing it now, completey with late 60's rock 'n' roll as background music.

Do me a favour and pass me my cigarettes.

 

I would, but they are bad for you.

Do me a favour and don't picture my warface with 60's rock n' roll in the back ground.

 

I would now that you ask so sincerely, but it's too late. I'll try to forget it though.

Do me a favour and prevent the next extinction event.