Can you do me a favour?

I would, but I'm afraid I'll miss and I don't want to think about the last time I missed... That poor, poor boy.

Do me a favor and pass the steak seasoning.

 

I would but I don't have any.

Do me a favour and give me some new music to listen to.

 

I would but my taste in music is trash

Do me a favour and die

 

I would, but suicide is too much of a bother.

Do me a favour and brew some coffee.

 

I would, but all I have is arsenic tainted with water.

Do me a favor and pass me a banana, man.

 

I would but I shoved it in my a- Nevermind...

Do me a favour and hush up

I don't want to stay another minute
I don't want you to say a single word
Hush hush, hush hush
There is no other way, I get the final say because
I don't want to do this any longer
I don't want you, there's nothing left to say
Hush hush, hush hush

 

I would, but I think that small text is much better than never speaking.

Do me a favor and repost, like, subscribe, follow, friend, shoutout, support, donate to, and sacrifice 30 mortals to my YouTube Channel.

 

I would, but my ten years of heavy smoking give me enough cancer already.

Do me a favour and get me more gummy bears.

 

I would, but my now deceased friend decided to try the, 'Gummy Bear Challenge.' Such a brave soul.

Do me a favor and let me borrow your whetstone, someone yoinked mine.

 

I would, but it's in the basement and I changed into my pajamas a few minutes ago.

Do me a favour and help me get rid of that body here.

 

I would, but I already ate.

Do me a favor and pass me a dozen napkins.

 

I would but that body is me

Can you do me a favor and ressurect me

 

I would but that would cost you an arm and a leg
(please tell me someone gets that reference)

NP is a weeb

 

I would.. what? No, I'm not going there; wrong thread, buddy.

Do me a favour and make the signs more clear? People keep mixing this place with the other place.

 

M8, you have to say more to make it a funny reference.
Sick alchemy skills dudes. Learning it musta cost you an arm and a leg.

I would, but you typed sings, instead of signs.

Do me a favor and make a meme out of my profile photo, with the caption,
"Make him a meme of himself he said"
"With a caption that says
"Make him a meme of himself he said"
"With a caption that says"

 

I would, but forced memes are the worst kind of memes.

Do me solid and deal with this meme epidemic; the dankness is too much!

 

I would but I don't do memes because I'm a normal person

Do me a favour and help me differentiate this thread from the accusation thread

 

I would but I guess all hope is lost for you.

Do me a favour and help me overthrow the government.

 

I would, but I maybe secretly am are the president.

Do me a favor and help me invest in Gelato-related IPs.

 

Tracking Ips is illegal.
Do me a favor and buy me a peanut butter jelly sandwich.