Can you do me a favour?

I would, but I'm not tech support.

Do me a favour and deliver my waifu to my door.

 

Sorry, but they only deliver the best waifus, and your waifu isn't the best.


Do me a favor and find me.......THE HOLY GRAIL!

 

Uhh, I would...But I'm too lazy to choose wisely..

Do me a favor and make the choice for me..

 

I would, but do you really want that? I'm not really known for sensible life choices.

Do me a favour and get me some concert tickets.

 

I would but they sold out

Do me a favour and do my responsibilities

 

I would, but you're a f**king witch cat, your only responsibilities are rodent control, looking cute and witchcraft, none of which I am an expert in.

Do me a favour and clean my boots.

 

I would but I just puked in them

Do me a favour and help me spread awareness about cat AIDs

 

I would, but I have to raise awareness on attack helicopter chlamydia first.

Do me a favour and build a nuclear shelter for me.

 

I would, but I have a D in technics class.
Someone do me a favour and buy me a new computer.

 

I would, but I'd probably keep it.

Do me a favour and get me some chocolate pudding.

 

I would, but I, uh, don't know where it went...
rubs belly
Someone do me a favour and feed my rabbit.

 

I would, but I only have potato stew, dark bread, tea and beer and I doubt any of that qualifies as rabbit food.

Do me a favour and write me a nice letter.

 

(rabbits eat dry dark bread)
I would, but I ran out of ink.
Do me a favour and make me a cup of hot coffee.

 

I would, but it would probably get cold by the time it gets to you.

Do me a favour and give me some frequent flyer miles, I wanna go to New Zealand.

 

I would but I don't want to send you to hell

Do me a favour and begin the revolution

 

I would, but it's raining.

Do me a favour and give me 50 bucks.

 

I would but I'm against violence. Get it?

Do me a favour and tell me which cat is the cat that which is a witch and not just any witch cat bit which witch cat which is the cat which we all know as the Witch Cat.

 

I would, but I'm still figuring out woodchucks and how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a wouldchuck could chuck wood.

Do me a favour and make all these Bob Marley songs disappear from my head.

 

I would but I'm not feeling it, just remember, don't worry about a thing, 'cause every little thing gonna be alright

Do me a favour and help me find some wood

 

I would, but I can't see the forest for the trees.

Do me a favour and help me rob a bank.