I'd need you to restore my fate in humanity first. Do me a favour and make my Rattata the 1% of all Rattatas.
I would, but the 99% perfect of other Rattatas have already started a protest camp in Goldenrod City and made up a hashtag. Do me a favour and make cup noodles cheaper.
I would but doing so would throw the global economy off and result in a third world war! Do me a favour and play CAH with me next time.
I would but you have such a sharp mind that it's impossible to make you forget even the smallest detail about anything. Do me a favour and make me more tea.
I would, but that would start another war with China. Do me a favour and show me the true meaning of love-
I would but it involves physical things I'm not ready for yet. Do me a favour and make some more tea.
I would, but your tea obsession worries me; I'm forcing you to quit! Do me a favour help me get the stove set up.
I would, but noone trusts me with stoves anymore after I almost set a camo net on fire. (That one is actually true, btw.) Do me a favour and restore my honor.
I would but I haven't figured out how to steal that yet. Do me a favour and get me a cookie thiiiiiiiiiis big.
Sorry but my lint roller has about 2 kilos of cat hair on it already Do me a favor and stop the feminists who want to kill me
I would but I don't wanna get political Do me a favour and abolish milk, it is disgusting and gross cow nut.
I would but my friend @MilkCalf would do unspeakable things if I abolish milk. Do me a favor and explain why so many poor witches got burned alive.
I would but I'm in the process of being burnt alive at the moment. Do me a favour and... (skip to 0:43)