Am I awesome enough to earn a badge?

"I think no"
Really? Then I'll put an emoticon cat with cool sunglasses

How about now?
"Still no"
How about I put two of them?

"You should just stop"
"Also talking to yourself tend to scare people away"
Oh okay..
"And by the way i don't think this tread is funny through I won't post it i were you"
Well it's worth a try also you are me right?
"Wait what? I thought I'm a completely different person is this means my entire existance is a lie?"
Well I don't know?! And why are you even asking me? I'm just a random person in front of a computer.

Ahh people in the internet are weird!

 

wow i sure am glad i am not one of those weird internet people from the internet!

 

Well... Actually, this is my case of 'weird' behavior, to be honest. When I'm alone, I talk to myself just like to the other me. I'm aware by this; I know I'm weird, and sometimes I get caught by some stranger while talking to myself. And you know what? I don't give a damn about that.

EDIT
By the way... I'm not sure if you've post it in the right section. Maybe I'm wrong, so don't judge me. Either way, moderators will decide...