A Novakid walks into a bar

That's racist.
It's a joke

 

Two humans walk into a bar.
The third one ducks.

 

The uscm claims they do not negotiate with terrorists, and open fire on the bar.

 

A Hylotl walks into a bar. The bar bends and sways like the water around his form because the Hylotl is an untouchable paragon of beauty and wisdom.

 

A Glitch walks into a bar, examines a radio, declares it witchcraft, and burns down the establishment for consorting with the robo-devil.

 

(( Did someone say Robot Devil?



well i'm going to hell goodbye i'll see you guys when i'm on the throne.

Edit: i feel like i'm derailing or something gahh ))

 

A novakid walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Can't serve ya"
The novakid draws his rubium pistola, "why not buddy"
Bartender says, "by the looks of that matter manipulator I think you might just be a Miner!"

 

A Human, a Floran and an Avian walk into a bar. As the night wears on, they get very drunk. The Floran draws his knife and stabs the Human, who, being a member of the USCM, calls for an air strike. The Avian jumbs into the air, but then remembers he can't fly. As helicopters open fire on the bar, a Novakid walks out. He unholsters his pistol, but then forgets what he's doing and gets shot in the head. Suddenly, dozens of Miniknog ships fill the sky. Many dive-bomb the ground, while others drop bombs on the bar. The USCM helicopters fly upwards and crash into the ships, causing a flaming mass to fall to the ground. It explodes, and the Floran stands in the midst of all the chos, fire burning all around him and mangled corpses falling from the sky.

 

Hey man that's heavy. And for the record I didn't forget! I just umm ya know.. Hey you gonna finish that sammitch?