Comments on Profile Post by Firepaw Da Cat

  1. Nibolas O Anelbozas
    Nibolas O Anelbozas
    then you might get your wings!!! I know someone who mumifies for fair prices! you can even be mumified with me so we can go together to the aether!
    Dec 29, 2015
  2. zeskorion
    zeskorion
    I will be cremated instantly upon death, along with everyone within 25 kilometers
    Dec 29, 2015
  3. Nibolas O Anelbozas
    Nibolas O Anelbozas
    that's what we have urns for right?!
    Dec 29, 2015
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  4. Firepaw Da Cat
    Firepaw Da Cat
    Well Nibolas, that sounds like a good deal!
    Dec 29, 2015
  5. Nibolas O Anelbozas
    Nibolas O Anelbozas
    Or I could put you in a sarcophogus while you're alive...that way you could go to the aether with me and still be a cat, hmmm...
    Dec 29, 2015
  6. zeskorion
    zeskorion
    That would be one big urn... Called a crater.
    Dec 29, 2015
  7. Firepaw Da Cat
    Firepaw Da Cat
    I would prefer to stay as a cat, thank you
    Dec 29, 2015
  8. zeskorion
    zeskorion
    *shoves firepaw in a catcoughagus*
    Dec 29, 2015
  9. Nibolas O Anelbozas
    Nibolas O Anelbozas
    *starts to measure firepaw* um...Yeah I can get a nice sarcophagus for you, don't worry though, it'll be uncomfortable for three days only, after that your body won't go on without water and you ascend!!
    Dec 29, 2015
  10. zeskorion
    zeskorion
    Too late nibbles
    Dec 29, 2015
  11. Nibolas O Anelbozas
    Nibolas O Anelbozas
    *gets closer to the catcoughagus* Stay calm! and praise the sun! Don't worry things will run smoothly okay?! If they ask how you got there say that Nibolas tried to make you ascend!!!
    Dec 29, 2015
  12. Firepaw Da Cat
    Firepaw Da Cat
    *Muffled noises* Okay!
    Dec 29, 2015
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