Comments on Profile Post by Zailiner

(Clever Reply)

(Hating on puns)

(Continues to be Punny)

(cocks shotgun)

(Opens Mouth in Preparation)

(Shoots self)

(Finger Paints With Blood)

(Compliments blood job)

(Takes a Picture of the Scene)

(Hey I just met you, so call me maybe?)

(grabs phone and dials number)

Hello, this is dog.

Oh - herro? Can I has one order of cat? Delivery.

No.

D:

I'm all out of cat, is human OK?

I suppose, but only if you have a bit of lemon.

Sure, have any allergies?

I'm allergic to dying. Otherwise, I'm fine.

Aw, looks like you'll have to order something else then.

hmmm, how about this seasoned squid?

I thought you were allergic to death.

Seasoned Squid only inhibits partial tissue necrosis, so I should be fine. This time.

Alright. It will be delivered in approximately 78 days. Please prepare the cash.

Excellent. Would you like the cash presented in pixels, shells, pints of blood, or another form of payment?

Animal sacrifices will do. Preferably sheep.

Black or white sheep? Also, in what number and do you have any specific age group preference?

Both will do. Around, uh, 200? Age preference? New borns.

I should be able to do that in the appointed time. I'll arrange them in zig-zag pattern for my amusement.

So can you give me the exact amount of sheep? I need to arrange the change.

217 and two sevenths.

Alright, there's only 77 days, 23 hours and 2 minutes until delivery, please be patient.

I will be eagerly waiting.