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I know, but I like it too much. That adorable face...
I like the top half, but the bottom is just pure spice!!!
Ok, I have an IRL friend on here, his name is @Windowtowall.,,,please mess with him as much as possible.
I'm not the messing kinda unless I know my "victim" well.
Red head...that's all you need to know (Gotta keep anonymity, right?)
No you can be as anonymous as you want but I won't bug people I'm not that close to.
Yes! *cue evil waffle* The confusion will happen on Monday! >:D
I does not understand.
I'm not entirely sure either anymore, I just wanted to be a slightly evil waffle...
You know what I do to evil waffles?
I EAT THEM! *tries to grab you*
*runs away to reform with other waffles*
*army of waffles comes from the horizon*
Get ready my men, because tonight we dine *all soldiers at once* IN HELL!!!
*grabs and eats one on the fron lines*
*all waffle warriors see a fellow soldier getting eaten*
All their faces ----> O ¬ O
*The thousands of waffles run back to the small village to the north to plan*
Me(The leader): We need to call the pancakes of the west
*all other soldiers nod*
*Calls pancakes to be cannon fodder*
Pancakes! *eats way too many pancakes*
I looked at your steam page
Jesus! You all are sooo high leveled
I'm only like level 3 (I don't buy too many games on steam because of their policies, they could literally screw you over at any moment)
Me: Good, they're (I don't know what pronouns you want me to use) taking the bait! Call the French Toast from the east!
*Hordes of French Toast start yelling "VIVE LA RÉVOLUTION", and running towards you*
I've just used steam for a while. Well steam does have a refund policy now.
*lays on the ground holding my belly*
Did you eat the French Toast?
No I'm too full from the pancakes.
*Sends waffles back to the front lines with the French toast*
*Millions of tiny soldiers start pocking you with with tiny spears, swords, and axes*
MilkCalf Lvl: 18
*closes eyes* Mmm. How did you know I wanted a massage?
o\ ^ /o
Is not a massage, is war!
*All the millions of soldiers have an existential crisis*
Wah? Please don't stop...
*With a massive sigh from all the soldier, they continue scratching and poking*
*falls back asleep and hugs a random waffle*
X ^ X *starts squirming*
Put me down!
*squirming has no effect*
I guess I'll have to deal with this for the next 8 hours...
- v - it's actually kinda warm...
*talks in sleep about you being my best friend*