Comments on Profile Post by TheCobaltMask

  1. MilkCalf
    MilkCalf
    I know, but I like it too much. That adorable face...
    May 1, 2017
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  2. TheCobaltMask
    TheCobaltMask
    I like the top half, but the bottom is just pure spice!!!
    May 1, 2017
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  3. TheCobaltMask
    TheCobaltMask
    Ok, I have an IRL friend on here, his name is @Windowtowall.,,,please mess with him as much as possible.
    May 1, 2017
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  4. MilkCalf
    MilkCalf
    I'm not the messing kinda unless I know my "victim" well.
    May 1, 2017
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  5. TheCobaltMask
    TheCobaltMask
    Red head...that's all you need to know (Gotta keep anonymity, right?)
    May 1, 2017
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  6. MilkCalf
    MilkCalf
    No you can be as anonymous as you want but I won't bug people I'm not that close to.
    May 1, 2017
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  7. TheCobaltMask
    TheCobaltMask
    Yes! *cue evil waffle* The confusion will happen on Monday! >:D
    May 1, 2017
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  8. MilkCalf
    MilkCalf
    I does not understand.
    May 1, 2017
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  9. TheCobaltMask
    TheCobaltMask
    I'm not entirely sure either anymore, I just wanted to be a slightly evil waffle...
    May 1, 2017
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  10. MilkCalf
    MilkCalf
    You know what I do to evil waffles?

    I EAT THEM! *tries to grab you*
    May 1, 2017
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  11. TheCobaltMask
    TheCobaltMask
    Noooooooooooossssssss!
    *runs away to reform with other waffles*
    *army of waffles comes from the horizon*
    Get ready my men, because tonight we dine *all soldiers at once* IN HELL!!!
    May 1, 2017
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  12. MilkCalf
    MilkCalf
    *grabs and eats one on the fron lines*
    May 1, 2017
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  13. TheCobaltMask
    TheCobaltMask
    *all waffle warriors see a fellow soldier getting eaten*
    All their faces ----> O ¬ O
    RETREAT!!!
    *The thousands of waffles run back to the small village to the north to plan*
    May 1, 2017
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  14. TheCobaltMask
    TheCobaltMask
    Me(The leader): We need to call the pancakes of the west
    *all other soldiers nod*
    *Calls pancakes to be cannon fodder*
    May 1, 2017
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  15. MilkCalf
    MilkCalf
    Pancakes! *eats way too many pancakes*
    May 1, 2017
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  16. TheCobaltMask
    TheCobaltMask
    I looked at your steam page
    Jesus! You all are sooo high leveled
    I'm only like level 3 (I don't buy too many games on steam because of their policies, they could literally screw you over at any moment)
    ANYWAY

    Me: Good, they're (I don't know what pronouns you want me to use) taking the bait! Call the French Toast from the east!

    *Hordes of French Toast start yelling "VIVE LA R√ČVOLUTION", and running towards you*
    May 1, 2017
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  17. MilkCalf
    MilkCalf
    I've just used steam for a while. Well steam does have a refund policy now.

    *lays on the ground holding my belly*
    May 1, 2017
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  18. TheCobaltMask
    TheCobaltMask
    Did you eat the French Toast?
    May 1, 2017
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  19. MilkCalf
    MilkCalf
    No I'm too full from the pancakes.
    May 1, 2017
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  20. TheCobaltMask
    TheCobaltMask
    HUZZAH!
    *Sends waffles back to the front lines with the French toast*
    ATTACK!!!
    *Millions of tiny soldiers start pocking you with with tiny spears, swords, and axes*


    MilkCalf Lvl: 18
    789/800
    May 1, 2017
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  21. MilkCalf
    MilkCalf
    *closes eyes* Mmm. How did you know I wanted a massage?
    May 1, 2017
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  22. TheCobaltMask
    TheCobaltMask
    o\ ^ /o
    Is not a massage, is war!
    May 1, 2017
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  23. MilkCalf
    MilkCalf
    *snores*
    May 1, 2017
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  24. TheCobaltMask
    TheCobaltMask
    *All the millions of soldiers have an existential crisis*
    May 1, 2017
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  25. MilkCalf
    MilkCalf
    Wah? Please don't stop...
    May 1, 2017
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  26. TheCobaltMask
    TheCobaltMask
    *With a massive sigh from all the soldier, they continue scratching and poking*
    May 1, 2017
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  27. MilkCalf
    MilkCalf
    *falls back asleep and hugs a random waffle*
    May 1, 2017
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  28. TheCobaltMask
    TheCobaltMask
    X ^ X *starts squirming*
    Put me down!
    May 1, 2017
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  29. MilkCalf
    MilkCalf
    *holds tightly*
    May 1, 2017
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  31. MilkCalf
    MilkCalf
    *squirming has no effect*
    May 1, 2017
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  32. TheCobaltMask
    TheCobaltMask
    I guess I'll have to deal with this for the next 8 hours...
    - v - it's actually kinda warm...
    May 1, 2017
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  33. MilkCalf
    MilkCalf
    *talks in sleep about you being my best friend*
    May 1, 2017
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  34. TheCobaltMask
    TheCobaltMask
    :3 aw~
    May 1, 2017
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