Comments on Profile Post by BlueShard

pls no. I have a history with Janx Spirit already.... I dont need to have my brains smashed out by a gold bar coated in lemon juice.

Or your eyes will fry?

Hah, score for you, It took me a moment to remember that quote xD

Its because the latter parts, kinda disappointed me. But like you, hundreds of pages only last me a short while.... I remember when I read 36 novels from MTG within a few weeks.

Indeed, the first part was hilarious the second was awesome, the third was meh, and the fourth was, "..."

That is.... what the hell? *Exactly* the way I would have put it....

It appears we share a lot in common, my German rival.

ajsdnjsajhdsanijhsdnjdsajdsajdsajdsajdsaj I'm not german!
Austria is Austria, our language is officially german but tbh its like saying Norwegia = Sweden :/

Ah, Austrian......

I know a lovely old Austrian woman, good cook.

Sounds familiar! Our traditional homecooking is quite nice, it doesnt focus much on any direction. Tho the germans take all the credit for it :p

Oh really?

Just saying, it is somewhat typical/cliche here. This land stayed traditional for longer than the rest, especially in gender roles. If you know an old woman from here, chances are she is what you mentioned :p

Basically, too many people here are surprised that I am skilled in cooking, despite being a guy.

Ah....

Can you stop being an older version of me please.....
I can understand some similarities, but this is ridiculous.

._. thanks but i'm not an old coot yet, even if it feels like I'm far older than I should be.

I dont know whom of us 2 is younger or older.

I can tell you, easily, that I am younger. Don't even try to argue it.

oO Why argue? You live in australia, the land where giant nuclear wolf spiders rain from the sky every day and literally everything is venomous, creepy, evil, aggressive and wild, killing people left and right.
You prolly wont outlast me at this rate ;)

Actually.....yep....that's pretty much right.

That sounded unusually serious for you. I didn't accidentally poke at serious health issues here, did I ?

Ironically, if that is the case, we are similar yet again.

Serious? Didn't know I was coming across that way...I approve

But funny you should say that, as I have been at the hospital for the past 7 hours...

How funny that is depends on why you are in the hospital!
O-of course its only because I am angry I was not the one to send you there!

Can you translate that please.....
I can extrapolate, but I don't know if I'm getting it right.

The first line was aimed at BlueShard who suddenly talks openly.
The second was aimed at BlueShard the rival.

Does that make sense?
Basically I am saying it's only funny if you are there for a harmless reason. Or at least no lasting damage.

Ignore what I just said...I'm tired and it's 3 in the morning.....
I'm not allowed coffee, so brain isn't functioning 100%

And no, no lasting damage.

Ah in that case, I've been there a lot, too! Once, even, a doctor literally told me "You're a f***** idiot but you'll survive."
He was wrong tho, but eh, that is a complicated and long story.

Maybe you can tell it to me sometime, I'm too tired at the moment.....

I'm going to sleep now...

Well don't let me keep you, if you can sleep, do so oO
You need to recover and rest, I have no use for a rival that cannot fight back! ;)