Comments on Profile Post by Roland Weiss

Help too much hair cant breathe.

*Pulls out an aerosol can and a lighter* I can burn that off, if it's a problem!

Wait....you are someones...beard?

This will make it better.
*glitter*
((I don't even know...))

AAHH! KILL IT WITH FIRE! *Torches the glitter with the aerosol flamethrower*

KILL IT WITH GLITTER!

*Drops the spent aerosol, and pulls out a proper flamethrower* MORE FIRE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

*talks into radio*
INCOMING!!!
*glitter nuke*

*Rolls in riding a Churchill Crocodile, the flamethrower tank* Hah, I brought even more fire. *Fwoooosh*

Day 1: Exploration log 4

We've just entered the area struck by the glitter nuke. Someone is driving around in a flamethrower tank and everything is reflective. There's tons of glitter in the air. Recommend breathing gear for further exploration.

*Shouting in the distance* You call that a nuuuuke?!

*distant shouting*
I call it a glitter nuke! Not a real nuke!

*A 250kt warhead goes off, flattening most of the area* I found a nuke!

Oh bloody hell!

*Suddenly, a wild Kake appears* *Sees only glitter, fire, and scorched-flat earth* *slowly backs away*

Oh come on, it's not the worst thing that's happened.

*crawls out of rubble*
I'm not dead...

Indeed? Need me to fix that for you?

*Erupts from a pile of ashes* Can't I just live to old age before dying?

Bah, what's the fun in that?